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jonathan cook

he is the lead singer of Forever The Sickest Kids. he's from texas, he drinks arnold palmers like your dad drinks beer.

his favorite sports team is the dallas cowboys.
most people say he's a pedophile, which might be true, but he knows his limits. he's incredibly attractive and very talented. his talking voice is very unique. there's no one else with that voice : in a good way. he also likes to say GLORT, and settin it off.
ZOMG THERES JONATHAN COOK! I MUST GET A PICTURE!
by demilovatoslover March 7, 2010
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Jonathan Taday

One of the Straightest people you will ever meet
OMG Jonathan Taday is sooooooo Straight
I wish i was straight like Jonathan
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jonathan bascomb

nice, funny, silly, and awesome.

Jonathan Bascomb : smart
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jonathan parker

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Jonathan India

A terrible ass second baseman in the MLB. Mr. Double play himself as in every big moment he wants to ground into an inning ending double play. If not getting out by double play he is striking out on a curveball rolling on the plate.
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jonathan hight

A guy with a huge cock who usually has a lot of money and all the girls want to suck his dick and some say he is a sex god
1:Wow I heard he pulled a Jonathan Hight

2:no one can pull a Jonathan Hight
by Biggerdickthananyoneelse May 15, 2018
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Jonathan mancha

a stupid dumbass and sometimes a buttfuck. thinks hes better than every won and SHORT! you should trust me and if your freands with this person you will be losing brain cells.
karen"have you met Jonathan" becky "ya hes a spik 409 you know " Jonathan mancha is a person. that should not be liked and should be rejected at all costs
by kingmasonk January 31, 2020
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