Juttony

A mix of Junk and gluttony. A even worse version of gluttony, Juttony is the 8th and 9th deadly sin. Extreme over indulgence in consumables.

Jonah, you have been charged with Juttony of the highest degree, and sentenced to execution.

by Burt rubber April 28, 2024

Jetting

A form of masturbation involving pool jets (or jacuzzi jets) where one willing individual pulls their swimming trunks down and spreads their cheeks, inserting the jet into the open asshole, letting the gallons of water be absorbed within.

“I was at my local pool and noticed my dick didn’t fit in the jets, so I decided to try jetting and oh boy the pressure really gets to you.”

by BIGGESTANDY May 19, 2024

Jetta

A sedan manufactured by Volkswagen or the snobby girl from Clifford the Big Red Dog (2000 series)

He drives a Jetta

by SoaringEagle580 June 8, 2024

Jetta Handover

A hand me down Jetta or the snobby girl from Clifford the Big Red Dog (2000 series)

He drives a Jetta Handover

by SoaringEagle580 June 8, 2024

Jetterish

Moving too much or having nervous energy. In an environment that it’s unnecessary.

My man why don’t you come have a seat and stop with all that Jetterish shit.

by Tone the Guru July 1, 2024

jetjones.sportz

Known for his low quality edits, he is a tiktoker who glazes Julio Jones. His voice is very sexy however, which attracts a lot of men.

Once I head jetjones.sportz talk, my peter immediately extended

by 49er_nation February 13, 2024

jettason

To rocket a person or object vertically out of da front seat of da Knight Industries 2000 car after having pushed da "Eject R" or "Eject L" button, if said tricked-out ride had been made by Volkswagen instead of Pontiac.

Many of da earlier-model VWs had either convertible tops or a sunroof, so I suppose dat they could have been outfitted to jettason its occupants skyward if desired.

by QuacksO April 6, 2024