Jens is the best kind of guy that exists. He is kind, but has an edge. He’s a little bit of everything and will make you laugh until your tits fall off. He will listen intently to you even if you’re telling the worst story in the world, and he would expect the same in return. Everyone wants a little piece of Jens.
by k&&&& November 22, 2021
Get the Jensmug. He is a bitch. To be honest I don’t think he should belong in this world. Jens’ are special cuz they are deaf and blind but they are not mute. We think he needs to be mute. Jens’ are bad friends mostly on gaming. They have a limit of 15 subs on youtube
by Retarded_BitchTurd May 7, 2018
Get the Jensmug. by notjens69 April 2, 2021
Get the jensmug. One of the hottest people in the world , you will basically melt when she stares into your heart however usually has assholes of children. She instantly turns on everyone in the room from her gorgeous smile and warm eyes
by Yeeyeeyaw ladies September 4, 2019
Get the Jenmug. Jens-Jakob is the absolute essence of the homosexual population. Where ever he goes, he shall cream every homoerotic person in sight. However, this is not Jens-Jakob's fault. He simply just looks too gay for people to comprehend, so their natural instinct naturally is to ejaculate. He is also a master in the art of drawing dicks, which he attends to every day after breakfast.
Some people call him a madman.
Some people call him a madman.
"Oi! I think I just creamed my bloody pants!"
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."
by yallahhanees May 14, 2019
Get the jens-jakobmug. 
