James

James is a sweet, intelligent, relatively short blond guy with kind eyes and unreasonably huge dick, he's probably the best you can do. Thinks he's at best a four, and tries to hide it by growing some facial hair which is unnecessary as he actually passes for a seven in certain lighting. Has a tall hot mate who steals all the hot chicks, but that doesn't bother James. Those chicks arent even his type, too basic. He prefers exotic girls. Loving and generous, James is willing to work hard to buy you nice things. Moreover, the sex is really good. Still lives with his parents. Plays some sort of music instrument, probably drums. If he's in a band he's usually the innocent one. Tells chicks he's in a band but still doesn't get laid. But once he does, the chick won't want to let him go. Everyone needs a funny, beautiful loving James in their life.

—sweetie are you still with that Dave guy? He's such a mong, why can't you go for someone like James? Trust me, I know the type, the James..He would treat you right for sure!
—i know daddy, I really like James but he's seeing that hot russian chick from next door. I guess I'll just settle for Dave until I find my James

by June69 September 6, 2017

James

The typical kid that sits in the back of the class and has a really dumb smart relationship with himself and may be very depressed on the inside but on the outside constantly makes his life a mess to make you laugh at him. He also is terrible at call of duty and really tall with a lot of compassion for others. Normally dates Morgans and wendys

Look at James over there being a complete weirdo

by MayoGoat September 4, 2017

James

A boy who treats her girl in a really sweet and romantic way. He is a really caring, thoughtful, nice and anything a girl could ask for. He has a hot body which has six packs or maybe eight and just seeing his smile can lighten up your day. He can give up anything and everything to be with his girl and stay with her forever. He is the cutest and nicest boy you will ever meet and can change your entire life in the best way. He is the one who stands out in the crowd and everything in him attracts all girls.

I want to find a guy who can treat me like he never did to anyone.

Oh, you mean like a James?

Yeah!

by Vames March 9, 2013

James

Someone who is well hung like a horse and is generally known for their good looks. Plus not to forget they will definitely have a degree in pulling women!

Girl1: "That James lad is hung like a horse apparently!"

Girl2: "Yeah, I've been told he got a degree in pulling women."

Girl1: "That wouldn't surprise me, he such a good looking lad!"

by UserUnknown September 5, 2012

James

A James can generally be a nice and good looking person. Very protective for his Cousins, Friends and Family. A James is some one who is brave, loved, and someone you don't want to pick a fight with.

Girl 1: That guy really looks out for his younger cousin, what's his name?

Girl 2: I don't know but I bet5 you he's a James

by Cactus27 June 4, 2018

James

Penis so large it's mistaken for a dolphin, quick to get salty, usually a student athlete and hella jokester

Yo that nigga dick so big he must be a James.

by LaMarcus Johnson March 14, 2017

James

James is a kind hearted person. More than anyone else in the world. He'll make you smile no matter what. He makes you feel special and happy. He's irreplaceable and cute as can be. Every time you hang out with James it'll be the best time of your life. You'll get lost in his eyes and smile when he does. James is simply the best.

James is a kind hearted person. More than anyone else in the world. He'll make you smile no matter what. He makes you feel special and happy. He's irreplaceable and cute as can be. Every time you hang out with James it'll be the best time of your life. You'll get lost in his eyes and smile when he does. James is simply the best.

by Inspired by Kamryn September 5, 2015