i joke

instead of saying 'only joking', you say 'i joke'

'you so dumb, i joke!'

by Pollage February 28, 2008

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Simon Joke

A joke so sinister in its banality that it would cause any person nearby to suddenly revert to silence, and shudder.

Person: hey Simon, i heard you went out on the weekend.

Simon: yeah, with your mother! for a one night stand!

a long silence where everyone looks anywhere but at Simon.

Person: so you went alone to a movie

Simon: ............yes

by The A Man March 30, 2005

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An inside joke

A joke that is only understood by a group of people and isn't allowed on urban Dictionary

-what is so funny about fenir
-you wouldn't get it its an inside joke

by Xxjoe_mamaxX October 19, 2021

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Dad Joke

A joke (typically a play on words) that is loaded with cheese and is lacking in originality and comedic value. Dad jokes are most often performed by people who have lost their way in the fields of comedy due to years of strenuous fatherhood and laboring in the workforce.

While it is possible for a dad joke to be genuinely enjoyable, the odds of that happening are slim to none.

'I'm hungry' "Hi hungry, I'm dad!" 'Dope dad joke bro I'm gonna go dig my own grave real quick thanks for that.'

by Ginrephiced E-file May 21, 2020

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reality joke

A joke that causes immediate, negative real-world consequences for the jokee and, in some instances, the joker.

Phil: "Tim, seriously, stop paddling backwards right now. We're about to get sucked into that forty foot waterfall. Please paddle forwards immediately. We seriously need to get away from this forty foot waterfall."
*Tim continues backpaddling*
Phil: "Tim, seriously, what the $(&#$ are you doing??!!"
Tim: *continues paddling* "REALITY JOKE!!!!!!!"

by Garfoose June 15, 2015

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