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Squirty Burrito

The heinous act of wrapping your warm penis in a tortilla and dousing it in diablo sauce from taco bell
Dude, I watched a video of someone doing a Squirty Burrito last night
by Ilikebigcheese December 14, 2020
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Burrito Slapped

In reference to the viral video "Arizona racist white ladies threaten Mexican people". Basically when some arrogant people need to be knocked the fuck down! In the video two girls complained about burritos..therefore they should be slapped in their mother fucking ugly ass faces with a burrito. Maybe they'll look better an thank us.
Person 1: Did you see that racist video?!!
Person 3: yeah! Bitch about to get burrito slapped!
by Mc_Lovin' January 6, 2012
mugGet the Burrito Slappedmug.

cheese burrito

A retarded quesadilla for people who can't accept that is is just a fucking quesadilla. Can be folded in half or in thirds or whatever you want but is simply a tortilla with cheese that is heated and can also be called a quesadilla.
1. Oh dude is that a quesadilla?

No its a cheese burrito..
You retard
by Chuchubug November 22, 2014
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Chicoli Burrito

When you stick a Chipotle Burrito up someones ass, adding the secret Ecoli ingredient Chipotle stopped offering.
Gay Man Asks: "Anyone want to get Chipolte burritos? I'll can make it a Chicoli Burrito for you. (wink-wink)"
by Mount Philimanjaro October 6, 2016
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sensitive burrito

A person who in out of touch with their emotions yet sensitive at the same time.
Michael: I don't think I'm good enough for her man - I ghosted
David: Stop being a sensitive burrito
by RustyTaco44 December 7, 2020
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purple burrito

When a penis turns a shade of violet from bruising. Usually as a result of a girl biting down or a girls penatrated hole be too tight or fit.
Hattie bit down so hard she gave me a purple burrito

Elizabeth's pussy was so tight my dick was smushed and I got a purple burrito
by ThePurpleBurrito May 15, 2014
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Burrito Patch

The crotch of a Female or a male. Pink taco 🌮
Hey bro did that woman really say to kiss her burrito patch??
by Leddskinner March 28, 2023
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