Burrito Illuminati

When someone is in a low rank in the illuminati they are classified as being a part of the "burrito illuminati". This is totally legit.

by Apetnamedsteve November 30, 2016

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burrito fest

A room or party full of dudes

Sarah: did you do to James party?
Scott: yea I left it was a burrito fest.

by gummy bear queen July 13, 2015

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When a girl diarrheas in ur mouth causing you to throw up inside her sphincter

Dude j.c gave me a good old fortnite burrito last night

by Deo demon January 23, 2022

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a burrito that you heat up in a 1130 WATTAGE microwave and leave in the bathroom for 3 hours waiting for your daughter to eat.

mom: who ate my bathroom burrito??
me: oh. i did.

by pickle6my9stick September 14, 2019

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When you accidentally shit yourself in a sleeping bag and it becomes moist.

I heard billy slept in a gravy burrito last night.

by Wadu February 15, 2018

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When two people frolic on the beach, and wind up wrapped up in a beach blanket, affording an opportunity for stealthy intimate contact.

She grabbed the edge of the beach towel, rolled over me and trapped me in an awesome beach burrito.

by Ohcanada1966 August 25, 2019

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Man 1; damn that beaner ate too much Taco Bell then went on a camping trip and looked like a Bean Burrito.

Man 2; I’m calling border patrol

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