The heinous act of wrapping your warm penis in a tortilla and dousing it in diablo sauce from taco bell
by Ilikebigcheese December 14, 2020
Get the Squirty Burritomug. In reference to the viral video "Arizona racist white ladies threaten Mexican people". Basically when some arrogant people need to be knocked the fuck down! In the video two girls complained about burritos..therefore they should be slapped in their mother fucking ugly ass faces with a burrito. Maybe they'll look better an thank us.
by Mc_Lovin' January 6, 2012
Get the Burrito Slappedmug. A retarded quesadilla for people who can't accept that is is just a fucking quesadilla. Can be folded in half or in thirds or whatever you want but is simply a tortilla with cheese that is heated and can also be called a quesadilla.
by Chuchubug November 22, 2014
Get the cheese burritomug. When you stick a Chipotle Burrito up someones ass, adding the secret Ecoli ingredient Chipotle stopped offering.
Gay Man Asks: "Anyone want to get Chipolte burritos? I'll can make it a Chicoli Burrito for you. (wink-wink)"
by Mount Philimanjaro October 6, 2016
Get the Chicoli Burritomug. Michael: I don't think I'm good enough for her man - I ghosted
David: Stop being a sensitive burrito
David: Stop being a sensitive burrito
by RustyTaco44 December 7, 2020
Get the sensitive burritomug. When a penis turns a shade of violet from bruising. Usually as a result of a girl biting down or a girls penatrated hole be too tight or fit.
Hattie bit down so hard she gave me a purple burrito
Elizabeth's pussy was so tight my dick was smushed and I got a purple burrito
Elizabeth's pussy was so tight my dick was smushed and I got a purple burrito
by ThePurpleBurrito May 15, 2014
Get the purple burritomug. by Leddskinner March 28, 2023
Get the Burrito Patchmug.