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Cloust Infection

When your Cloust becomes infected. The infection has several stages:

Stage 1 - Local infection. Most commonly occuring in the groin or arches of the feet. Can be cleared up with some antifungal cream.

Stage 2 - Well developed infection. Groin will itch incessantly, as well as the arches of the feet, but can still be cleared up with strong antifungal medication.

Stage 3 - Infection has spread to several other places and can no longer be cured. Symptoms will include telling long winded stories.

Stage 4 - It is only a matter of time now. Symptoms include ridiculous height to volume ratio.
Dude - Hey man, did you hear about Brad?
Other Dude - Yeah, man. I heard he has a Stage 2 Cloust infection and his groin is on fire!
by Tom Brady the g February 4, 2010
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infactuated

a word that pedro uses to describe feeling sick
i feel infactuated by that pizza sauce
by peddypals March 8, 2019
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Infantilize

Not a word. Some may think it is. But no, tis not a word.
GSM: Don't infantilize me
me: that's NOT a word
by BGC September 3, 2007
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Holy Infant

Holy Infant is probably one of the best schools. I would have never been the person I am today if It weren't for this school. Teachers are great, and are determined to help anyone. Holy Infant helped me grow in my faith tremendously, and I love this school. It also taught me how to respect everyone around me.
Best school to go to HOLY INFANT!
by MNColly123 June 16, 2010
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Izzy Infectious

That one kid that every girl and every guy wants a taste of, everyone is attracted to him no matter what. He is the definition of perfection, he has the ability to persuade anyone to do anything he wants them to. He is the cutest, funniest and most perfect person on the planet.
That kid is such an Izzy Infectious look how perfect he is.
by PoopFetish February 26, 2013
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German Breakfast Infaculation

make scrambeled eggs then put it in a girls asshole and you try to suck it out with your left nostril
by the neddle dicker! March 25, 2009
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Mechanized Infantry

Term for an infection of crabs (Pthirus pubis)often used by military personel.
Don't go with her unless you want the mechanized infantry charging through your skiddies (underware).
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
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