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On Homie Shit

The absolute one thing the boys cannot lie upon. If you do choose to lie the ultimate punishment is guilt. The boys will shun you and be extremely disappointed in you. One time I heard a kid lied after saying “on homie shit” and he was never seen again.
1: “Bro did you and her really hit it off last night?”

“On homie shit we did!”
2: “dude say on homie shit you didn’t eat the last donut.”

“ on homie shit I didn’t, I swear”
3: “I dare you to jump in the fountain”
“On homie shit?”
“On homie shit bro”
“Ight bet”
by Homie king July 11, 2022
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Homie-Sexual

Homie-Sexual is when you and your homie do something gay, but it's instantly not gay because you guys are homie-sexual.
Dude 1:Hey bro, I'll give you a kiss on the cheek.
Dude 2: Bro that's gay.
Dude 1: Remember? We're homie-sexual. It's not gay!
Dude 2: Oh okay *Has butt sex*
by Ricky Bullet October 24, 2018
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Homie Hustler

A shitty person who will infiltrates your group of friends then steals them away
Stephanie likes to steal my homies. She's such a homie hustler.
by Kelsogayhole May 14, 2015
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Homie Handie

Just a handie for a homie.
Nothin gay about it, just 1 straight friend givin another straight friend a handjob, no big deal.
Could also be said as homie handjob.
Person A: I gave Tim a homie handie last night.
Person B: Did you say “no homo” before, during and after and/or wear socks?
Person A: Of course I did; I’m not gay or anything.
by Swaghaver69 April 1, 2021
mugGet the Homie Handiemug.

Homie Hopper

A girl who is with the entire friend group
“Dude Briley is such a homie hopper
by these.nutz.69 February 16, 2022
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Homie assist

When two men who claim to be straight engage in oral or anal sex and claim that it's to 'help out a brother in need'

This is often used as a justification or excuse to engage in homosexual intercourse.

This phrase can also apply if the submissive member is part of the lgbt community and the dominant member claims that they are straight and visa versa
I gave my bro a homie assist cuz he needed to get some stress out.
by PhuzzyWuzzy September 16, 2021
mugGet the Homie assistmug.

Homie Gang

A community of homies and love created by lukadeeznutz
Homie: (walks in science class) sup homies

Homie 2: Homie Gang! (throws you random sign language shit)
by homiegangster69 December 6, 2019
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