Post Harry Potter Sadness (also abbreviated as 'PHPT') is a mental condition where once an individual finishes watching/reading Harry Potter, they realize that the ships in Harry Potter are not together in real life and magic is non-existent as well since (almost) everything is scientific. Reportedly 95% of the people have this after finishing the series. Many try doing magic themselves, but doing so only disappoints them. PHPT can be temporary or everlasting. (PHPT occurs commonly in females on the realization that they cannot date 'Draco Malfoy')
"I just finished Harry Potter!"
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."
by Kittycorn Me December 17, 2022
When an Aussie kid has the mark/scar of a botched coat hanger abortion on their forehead. Normally after the "Ye olde" coat hanger scramble was ineffective at removing an unwanted pregnancy.
Bloke 1 "oi mate, you look like a bogan harry potter, ya mums scrambled eggs must fucking suck"
Bloke 2 "Mate, I don't know how I managed to crawl outta the afterlife bucket. My old man's a good bloke though!"
Bloke 2 "Mate, I don't know how I managed to crawl outta the afterlife bucket. My old man's a good bloke though!"
by eat mike hunt January 08, 2021
Harry Potter was given more materials than the other kids thus meaning he had more privileges. That being said that does not mean that his life was necessarily easier than anyone else's.
by Meadowsweet's father July 26, 2017
by MoldyVoldys8thHorcurx May 31, 2021
by mlia11 November 20, 2012
Harry Potter is the bomb
by Potter head 17 September 17, 2018
A book about a orphan who shoots lightning bolts with a stick that he bought of a guy who lives behind a pub. he goes to a school to learn how to use the stick but then a guy with no nose try's to kill him because he want's do be the king of everything. Harry Potter then gets himself killed so he can do a pro gamer move and respawn. Then in a big final battle he uses a different stick because a snake ate his last one to kill the nose-less guy and everyone is happy.
by ItsurUncleLou November 19, 2019