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Dead Fish Handshake

The ultimate faux pas in handshaking criteria. When you shakes another person's hand, it feels as if you are holding a dead fish.
John: "Did you meet Anthony yet?"
David: "Yeah, notice that pussy ass dead fish handshake of his?"
by Barack Oprama January 10, 2008
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Handstanderbate

V. the act of masturbating while doing a handstand
Dude, last night i handstanderbated!
by xoval January 19, 2011
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asshole handshake

The rubbing together of two fists, thumb-and-index-finger side-in (The side that looks like an asshole), recognizing that the other fellow and you are both, well, assholes.
Monti: I feel like such an asshole. Am I?
Ed: Yes, yes you are. But so am I. Let's perform the secret asshole handshake. (perform the gesture).
by Edo Alonge September 30, 2007
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Limp fish handshake

This guy looks unconfident. He has a limp fish handshake.
by potap April 21, 2010
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Handstands

The newest and best kept secret at EVHS which has begun to gain popularity in the student body. Shirts are now being made under the Handstands name, and the word, and its products, are starting to appear on other campuses in the area as well. The people who started it tell us that they are not allowed to tell us what it means, but do let us know that a select few have been told. There are rumors that 19 confidents have been told the definition, as 'Handstands' seems to have ties with the 19 Community.
student 1: Hey my new "We Run EV" shirt from the Handstand guys just came in!
student 2: Really? My cousin at MP just bought one at the basketball game, and I have the original "I Love Handstands" one.
student 3: What're Handstands?
student 1: I don't know, but who cares?
by Student at EVHS October 21, 2009
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my hands are bisexual

It's means that the person will fight both boys and girls. aka both genders.
Girl: Who the fuck think you taking to you?!

Boy: You ugly, my hands are bisexual i'll beat ya ass fuck you mean.

Or it could be the other way around.
by Snatchedyauglyass March 4, 2017
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Cornish Handshake

A polite way of saying somebody had sex.
Tater: I think they just shared a Cornish handshake.

Toad: How do you know?

Tater: I can tell.

Toad: How?

Tater: I can smell it.
by yayee April 12, 2014
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