hayden

to play half-life to an excessive amount

bro you have hundreds of hours in hal-life, your being a hayden!

by The DiMuccinator March 16, 2024

Hayden

A piece of shit human being.

Are you trying to blackmail me because I wanna break up? You're such a Hayden.

by AxolotlWriter March 18, 2024

Hayden

A guy you gets an erection from a girl named tess

Hayden why

by Hayden sucks May 19, 2024

Hayden

A man who has such a big penis he makes girls pass out!

WOW Hayden made me pass out! its so bif

by someone.com@sigmadaddy January 13, 2025

Hayden

Hayden is the sexiest man alive and has a dick so big you'll pass out looking.

WOW Hayden's dick is sooo big.

by someone.com@sigmadaddy February 11, 2025

HAYDEN

A person who loves salads more than anything and is trying to become a caeser salad. She lives in her room and talks to her discord kitten 24/7. but she is still, the best person you’ll ever meet.

love you haydenn!!

by NOAH1OLL May 16, 2025

Hayden

A person who sleeps in in the morning on work days

Hayden was supposed to be at work this morning but he slept in

by I am always late to to work June 2, 2025