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Hentai-pre-Rule 34 Theory

"Hentai-pre-Rule 34 Theory" states that for every conceivable subject about which porn has inevitably been produced, hentai portraying such acts has existed prior to.
Dee: "I saw a video of a dude in a superman outfit literally raping a llama"

Dum: "Dude, there was hentai of that shit 16 years ago. Haven't you heard of 'Hentai-pre-Rule 34 Theory'?"
by HazyKushen July 7, 2011
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What someone who has seen a significant amount of hentai thinks when they see someone (potentialy a cartoon) being attacked by tentacles of some sort. Often refering to a situation in which the potential sexual outcome would not happen.
Television: *depicting seen in which someone is attacked by tentacles of a sort*
Inside head of viewer: " I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
by Yeasdwse October 8, 2011
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Minecraft hentai is good shit dab dab dab is the new way of saying "DAM THAT MINECRAFT HENTAI IS LIT"
Man... Minecraft hentai is good shit dab dab dab
Yeah man, sane
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hentai

Hentai :
A show made by dirty Japanese people who like anime and porn

(anime girls have sex)
Dude : yo I saw jack watching hentai in the school computers
Dude 2 : Really?! man he a horny bitch
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Hentai

Hentai is anime pornography, or generally any sort of animated adult films. Hentai is a great substitute for actual Pornography, yet it is not bound by the shackles of realty. Proportions can and will be skewed, In a often positive way. Thus if one has a vision, one can create art of it. These words are not mine, they are used for a rule of society, the name of the rule is Rule 34"if something exists in real life, or is made up, there will be a pornographic depiction of it." I believe you may understand the possibilities with this. If there is a film, game, show and book you enjoy, rather then finding human actors to play the characters, you could find art or animated pornography of the characters. Certain cons with hentai are common ones, CGI. Computer-generated imagery is often a flaw with anime as a hole, as it is, CGI is cheaper then hand drawn films. But it is quite easy to fail on the animation on the CGI. Yes there are flaws, with the CGI or flawed animations, the pros that come with hentai, I know, out way the cons. At the end of the day, we can all agree we need a escape from the real world sometimes, and I believe that hentai is the way to do so. And as my final argument, have you seen Mother Knows Breast, its a fucking masterpiece.
"hentai is the best" Said everyone
by That one guy from that one tim November 21, 2022
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Hentai

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guy 1: hey bro wanna watch hentai

guy 2: yeah

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by dino earth420 October 12, 2020
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