by LOGANBOIIIII October 05, 2022
are you here to help me?
by bunnythetransboy May 19, 2021
PLEASE HELP I'VE BEEN KIDNAP BY PEOPLE AND LOCK ME IN WITH A LAPTOP MADE IN 2001 RUNNING IN THE NEWIST VERSON OF WINDOWS (XP) AND PEOPLE IT STUCK ON 6/30/01 PLEASE HELP ME I'M TRAP IN THIS ROOM ONLY WITH A LAPTOP THAT RUNS REALLY SLOW AND THE LAPTOP IS TERRIBLE IT HAVE 9 GB OF RAM
by need help December 02, 2021
by Left4ni🅱🅱a September 27, 2017
This is not a huge act of desperation like a "cry for help" such as when someone says a statement that they may kill themselves or take a bunch of drugs. This is more like someone wearing an ill-fitting and unattractive shirt or announcing that they may be changing their religious views. It's not too dramatic but there's some drama for sure.
Jeremy: "Did you hear about Ashlyn?"
Ulysses: "Nope. She do something dumb again?"
Jeremy: "Well, she wrote a poem and left it at Hugo's desk. It was about a flower or something. Hugo didn't like it."
Ulysses" "Hmmm. That seems like a sigh for help. I may need to read that poem though. I like flowers."
Ulysses: "Nope. She do something dumb again?"
Jeremy: "Well, she wrote a poem and left it at Hugo's desk. It was about a flower or something. Hugo didn't like it."
Ulysses" "Hmmm. That seems like a sigh for help. I may need to read that poem though. I like flowers."
by von groovy August 19, 2024
Hym "Jordan Peterson does not just want to help people. Jordan Peterson wants to be the golden prophet and surpass Jung. Which he isn't and won't. He wants you launder his deliberate misreading of text to validate a religion he doesn't actually believe in so his kids won't actually have to do the things he expects everyone else to do (i.e. suffer) and he is going to expend capital to ensure that the rest of you do exactly that... And I'm going to help! Because I'm the ultimate helper! So, rest assured, if he succeed against me you WILL suffer. At my hand or because of me. The only path forward for me is victory and if that victory is defined by Jordan Peterson you will all pay the price."
by Hym Iam February 09, 2025