E.T. HAN

Some dumbass named Ethan but his online name is literally a extra terrestrial.

Dude who the fuck is E.T. HAN??
You didn't know? It's Ethan.

by milkersandfortnite.com October 30, 2022

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Hans Fritz

Hans Fritz is an very good kind man, can manage servers and also can be very rude. Show him broken MP40 he gonna be mad.

Hans Fritz: You are in trouble motherf***er

by Poopoo54 March 04, 2021

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kha han

a super cool person and a great friend

"Hey, are you friends with kha han?"
"No, I suck"

by im_not_yaryna November 21, 2021

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Hans Waiting

Waiting for a friend that is currently having intercourse with someone and bcs ur his/her friend you dont bail on him/her. You simply Hans Wait the uncofortably akward moment while trying not to imagine whats currently happining in the other room.

Mark: Why aren't you in your room dude?
Dude: Bro Iam Hans Waiting here like a fucking idiot bcs my roommate has a bitch over

by Jachym Jezdec August 31, 2021

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Brandon Han

Sweatiest motherfucker of all time. A huge opp to everyone in his class, except 0630. like Om nom from cut the rope. Potentially working at a CVS near you. Knows ball. Pretends to be homosexual to compensate for his lack of rizz.

Omg is that Brandon Han in the library again?

No shit of course it is, that's where he jerks off to his school work on the daily

Oh is that why he gets no bitches?

No, that's because of his micropenis

by littlechineseboy123 February 06, 2024

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