Gooner

commonly refers to guys that have a blue car that constantly breaks and is falling apart, usually have a name like callum

callum is such a gooner

by cookie fella May 9, 2025

Gooner

A person who sits in a basement and plays video games all day

“Have you seen Jacob?”

“No he’s been gooning with the other gooners all day”

by Adam sandal May 13, 2025

Gooner

Maple

check out Maple! theyre being a gooner!

by skinibif May 22, 2025

Goonfection

Originated from the goonfest, a plague of gooning until oneself can goon no more. Can be spread by chronically gooning in the same vicinity as a non-gooner, categorized as a GTI (Gooning Transmitted Infection). Once infected can NOT be cured. Once goonphoria (the highest state of gooning) has been achieved, your body becomes immune to the goon and must spread the goonfection to others.

Bro was goonfected with the goonfection.

by Mr.Gooner May 27, 2025

Goonernight

A time in night where you can goon as much as possible, no one can tell you what you can or cannot goon to.

Oh man, I can’t wait to get home and get ready for goonernight…

by Dont12 May 27, 2025

goonerslop

Media produced for people to goon to, usually involving NSFW depictions of scantily-clad animated women or animals.

“Hey, check out this goonerslop I found on Twitter, I’m totally gonna goon out to it later.”

by sohoho May 31, 2025

Gooner

Henry Raymen Davis

Im a gooner to minecraft porn

by THEREALPLAYBOYCARTEY June 2, 2025