Fortnite

A game that steals every damn cent of your money just so you can ignore your gf and look fancy
Omg! Patrica I just got some v-bucks!
Isn’t that the fortnite cash?
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by DevilsFoeNO1 May 04, 2018
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Fortnite:

/ˈfɔ tnʌɪt/
noun: A type of cancer, mostly caused by playing the online game "Fortnite". Fortnite is a cancer mostly appearing in 12 year old children and of course in other people of all ages, an alternate cancer which is very similar to Fortnite is Ligma. Something puzzling for scientists is how parents are not realizing that their children are diagnosed with a deadly cancer.
Mother: Doctor, my son has Fortnite!

Doctor: Calm down, ma'am, but this may be fatal.
by complete.sheenery January 25, 2019
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that one cringey, stupid as hell, BITCH ASS GAME THAT NO ONE WILL SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT AND WHEN THEY'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT IT THEY'RE STEALING THEY'RE MOMS CREDIT CARD OR POSTING ABOUT ABOUT THEY'RE BITCH ASS BATTLE ROYALES.
Michael : Hey I heard Markus plays fortnite.
Jayse : Really!? well damn (sighs) another one bites the dust.
by Eat_Dat_Pussy_122 October 10, 2018
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A game that you shouldn’t play because it’s gay and a waste of time. You will get angry a lot and you will break ur play station. You will never get good enough to get wins and I know u have 0 solo wins. Kids play minecraft instead
Chris: *dies* in fortnite
His burd: *dies* in fortnite
Chris:*breaks his PlayStation

His burd *installs fortnite*
by UR MOM GAY LOL XD January 26, 2020
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An addictive game that is also the reason your children are failing school.
Johnny stop playing Fortnite and get your grades up!
by Drsquidward July 11, 2018
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Girl: Do you play fortnite?
Boy: Yes
Girl: Fuck you, stay a virgin!
*Girl leaves*
by ihavenoideawhattoputformyname September 04, 2020
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Fortnite its addictive like crack, alcohol and for 13 yearolds to scream at there parent for 10 more minutes for a win and when all your friends want to play outside with you. your in the basement playing fortnite stw giving guns away like Troll vlogs or Ifhil and ride Yt which are ranked the best at giveaways/ sitting in the basement
Fortnite its addictive like crack, alcohol and for 13 yearolds to scream at there parent for 10 more minutes for a win and when all your friends want to play outside with you. your in the basement playing fortnite stw giving guns away like Troll vlogs or Ifhil and ride Yt which are ranked the best at giveaways/ sitting in the basement
by MyRealNameNOT November 26, 2019
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