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Fortnite

A game that is for 9 year olds that 30 year olds play
by Yèet January 28, 2020
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Fortnite

A game hated on by Elitist Graphics Whores, Minecraft Fanbabies, Neckbearded Pony Humpers, and Basement Dwelling Redditors who don't know what a different opinion is.

I personally enjoy this game. And I'm sick and tired of people trying to inflate their ego by jumping on the Fortnite hate bandwagon.
Those same people go too far and bash people who like it, as well as send death threats to them. And if you are sending death threats towards someone for liking a popular thing, You're obviously a psychopathic douchebag/troll. Let people enjoy what they want. Reddit, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS AND SUCK A DICK!!!
Me: Let's go and play some Fortnite.

Brother: Hell Yeah!!!

Some Reddit Elitist Douchebag: YoU ShOuLdN't PlAY FoRtNiTe BeCaUsE It'S FoR BaBiEs!!!

Me and my bro: Ok graphics whore. Go fornicate with your graphics card while we go and have fun with some 3rd person action.

Redditor: (Goes Ballistic And Tries To Kill Us Because We Insulted Him)

Me: (Pulls Out $19 Fortnite Card) THE POWER OF FORTNITE COMPELS YOU!!!

Redditor: AAAAUGH!!! I'M MELTING!!! OH WHAT A WORLD!!!

Me: Don't worry bro. We're safe from that psychopathic douchebag.
by Cynical Man April 28, 2021
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Fortnite

“Fortnite” is a pixel screen game, run by the company “epic” it is an extremely popular game, ( usually played by children ) the best part is... it’s free! It has lots of cool stuff! ( as children would say ) it is just like the game “call of duty” but less violence, you can chat to random people all over the world! Starting from England, all the way to Australia! It feels so good when you win! Just thinking to your self, oh my god! I just survived 100 people! And I won! But... then comes the bad part, it’s a money drainer! People spend up to 90 to 300 dollars/pounds/euros (etc) every day, and parents absolutely hate this game! Children never go out doors where Mother Nature is. If you put a vote on the internet about if fortnite was the best, it would obviously win, fortnite’s the best!
Kid 1: Hey have you seen that awesome game?!

Kid 2: Yeah! It’s the best duh! Fortnite
by Awesome Definitions January 27, 2019
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Fortnite

bruh it is is not 2018 get a life.
only a non pog person plays Fortnite.
by Julian D is best ™ January 23, 2023
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Fortnite

A video game made for male virgins and twelve year olds, with females being a rare sighting there. It is highly popular, and probably a fad, just like the dab and fidget spinners. It also has had one of the biggest cultural impacts since Minecraft.
"Good god, I can't go 30 seconds without hearing about Fortnite!"
"Yeah, everyone think it's the greatest thing since sliced bread."
by QueenOfTheFireflies May 11, 2019
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fortnite

A stupid game that only 26 year old virgins play
by your mom669 November 16, 2019
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fortnite

IT IS GAY AS FFUUuuCCCCcKKK
bruh you play fortnite what are you fucking gay
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