Flatass fatass

A fat guy with a flat ass.

Mike Pulaski is a single flatass fatass who keeps eating brisket after brisket. He's gonna be over 300 lbs soon.

by Solid Mantis October 15, 2017

flat hill

The hardest part of the task is complete and you're able to easily continue on.

ie. smooth sailing

Brendan: You seem pretty busy today.
Alice: Yeah, but this is the most work I'll do all week. After this, it's all flat hill from here.

by pendocsurg May 26, 2018

Flat peak

An individual who wears a flat peak\brim type baseball hat and exhibits characteristics associated with the type of person who wears this style of hat. Usually has a sleeve tattoo and Monster energy or Metal Mulisha stickers on their car. They are a sub-species of the type of human known in Australia and NZ as a "bogan" or in the U.K as a "chav". Can often be seen vaping and driving Subaru WRX's.

"A couple of flat peaks just abused me as I was walking along the road"

by thatguywhosubmittedsomething April 15, 2018

Flat

This term is most frequently used to describe a female who was not blessed in the chest or booty region. In other words, the individual which this terminology had been used against most likely had a "flat" chest and/or butt.

I want you to hook me up with your sister. How does she look? Is she flat?

by Charlize Justine September 22, 2018

flat phone freak

A socially inept person who does not know how to communicate verbally or in person but does all their talking through texting on his or her flat screen cell phone. Flat phone freaks tend to be cowards behind keyboards. They rely too much on auto correcting spellchecking software thus making them incompetent in grammar and spelling. Then again flat phone freaks are way too dependent on technology to do anything to survive let alone write in cursive.

Look at those flat phone freaks text messaging each other while they are standing right in front of each other!

by Major Madcat July 14, 2019

Flat

My girlfriend

“Bruh I cant believe my girlfriend is so fucking flat “

by H8Lv October 30, 2019

Flatbed cold

A degree of coldness that can only be compared to being naked on the back of a flatbed truck

It's flatbed cold outside

by Cordelia Weedmark produced by November 7, 2019