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When you take your time to fish out a nice, soft & fresh piece of poo with a high end fishbowl net. You put your chosen turd in one hand (Palm up & hand flat). You the smear the poo evenly in both hands, the proceed to massage it into both knees at the same time, while repeating: “ Feekies on my Knees, Feekies on my Knees, I got Feekies on my knees, ya Feekies o on my knees! The practice of Feekie Knees is quite good for the patellas as well as the souls.
When you take your time to fish out a nice, soft & fresh piece of poo with a high end fishbowl net. You put your chosen turd in one hand (Palm up & hand flat). You the smear the poo evenly in both hands, the proceed to massage it into both knees at the same time, while repeating: “ Feekies on my Knees, Feekies on my Knees, I got Feekies on my knees, ya Feekies o on my knees! The practice of Feekie Knees is quite good for the patellas as well as the souls.
My soul is hurt and needs healing. I’ll just grab my Fish net and relax to some Feekie Knees.
Ow! My knees! Awe crap no pun intended, I forgot my fish net and now I cannot perform the Feekie Knees.
Hey can I borrow some Feekies? My knees sure are sore.
Excuse me Pastor? Yes my child? Can you bless these feekies? I have a ball game and I “KNEEd” to cleanse my soul. No problem my child, but remember like Jesus turned water into wine, you my son can turn food into feekies.
Ow! My knees! Awe crap no pun intended, I forgot my fish net and now I cannot perform the Feekie Knees.
Hey can I borrow some Feekies? My knees sure are sore.
Excuse me Pastor? Yes my child? Can you bless these feekies? I have a ball game and I “KNEEd” to cleanse my soul. No problem my child, but remember like Jesus turned water into wine, you my son can turn food into feekies.
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Falkirk is located in the Central belt of Scotland. However it is probably the shittest place in the whole country. The high street consists of charity shops,immigrants from the cladhan that hang about stinking of last nights curry (they eat it every night the dirty pakis) and self declared young teams who are all dressed the same in their matching homosexual bum sex convention uniform.
Here in Falkirk it is often stated that the birds fly upside down because there is nothing worth shitting on and that pretty much sums up the type of place this is.
Here in Falkirk it is often stated that the birds fly upside down because there is nothing worth shitting on and that pretty much sums up the type of place this is.
"I'm going on a trip to Falkirk today"
"Have you packed your stab vest, paki repellent and anal virginity protection?"
"Have you packed your stab vest, paki repellent and anal virginity protection?"
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