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frosty date

To leave ones ass unwiped.
To have bad anal hygine.
You smell, you must have a frosty date.

Frosty Tim Hortons 

The act of performing sexual intercourse on a doughnut and splooging on it, hence the frosting
Jordan knew he would not get any action at the party, so he performed a Frosty Tim Hortons out of desperation.

Frosty Jim 

When you urinate into a condom and tie it off, freeze it, and the woman pretends it's a man.
"Oh come on man you didn't ask anyone else to do that Frosty Jim."
Frosty Jim by 3Caleb February 8, 2015

Frosty lemonade 

The act in which the man ejaculates into a condom, urinates in it as well, then gives it to his sexual partner in which to consume the mix.
Kelly and I got pretty dirty last night. She asked me to make her a frosty lemonade.
Frosty lemonade by Kuntakintei January 31, 2008

frosty plop 

the act of taking a poop on a cold day; the toilet seat is cold during defecation
"shit man. i just took a frosty plop and my dick shriveled"
frosty plop by E-rich January 11, 2009

frosty the status-quo man 

Term of semi-endearment used to define luddites or other change averse, retrospective-type, hindsight focused individuals.
frosty the status-quo man is over there goin' on about how great life was before the Internet