by nataskirk February 23, 2009

the act of ejaculating on a mouse ( fur color doesn't matter) and then teasing it till it runs into your lover's vagina/anus
by AlaskanThunderFuck April 18, 2010

The act of defficating in and about the face and mouth of a person sleeping on a beach in the Spanish Mediterranean.
He decided to give Connor a fancy paella; everyone knows that you should never fall asleep on a beach in the Balearic Isles but the fool had done it anyway. At least it was probably gluten free.
by RouteBeer August 9, 2018

by SashaKittyEliza September 12, 2021

A title for the person you are in a situationship with. You desire them, find them attractive, You live together, sleep together, your basically in a relationship but can stand to call each other “girlfriend/boyfriend” or say your in a “relationship.”
“My fancy person and I had a beautiful romantic dinner tonight and then had the best sex of our lives”
by #relationshipissues March 11, 2018
