360 apples a year makes the doctor disappear

If you eat an apple everyday of the year, you will kill doctors and wont have to see them anymore

did you know that 360 apples a year makes the doctor disappear?

by poopiegotnotroopie September 19, 2020

Doctor Doctor Jerry

A mixed drink composed of Dr. Pepper, Dr. McGillicutty's Cherry Schnapps, and Sailor Jerry spiced rum. The name is commonly given simply as “DDJ.” It is also proper to refer to the drink as an “Honorary Jerry” which alludes to the many honorary doctorate degrees bestowed upon Norman “Sailor Jerry” Collins in his lifetime.

Excuse me, Bartender, I'll have a Doctor Doctor Jerry, please.

by Beans-n-Fixins January 1, 2009

doctor bombay

To have a completely shaved pussy

Jessica was Doctor Bombay between her legs

by LB#34 January 23, 2007

doctor

Someone who received 8 years of training in the art of deductive guessing and suffers from the mental condition called "I must be god".

Sometimes God thinks he's a doctor.

by xntrc October 12, 2005

Ham Doctor

In gaming, an extremely derogatory expression describing a stronger, more skilled player who follows and protects weaker players while they play the game.

The phrase references the common knowledge of fat kids getting out first in dodgeball- the noobs are the fat kids of the game, or the "hams".

"Fuck! I almost had that kid until his teammate hit me with a headshot!"
"Tell me about it, man. What kind of sick fucker hits level 50 just to be a Ham Doctor?"

by kabauer July 22, 2009

doctor bullshit

A name given to a certain person, who frequently calls oneself
normally with annoying or pointless reason ending in a lie
also affiliated with the surname reid

callllllllling doctor bullshit ( phone ringing )

by shimmy 100 January 30, 2009

Doctor Bellows

When one farts into the unsuspecting mouth of a sleeping or inebriated individual the farter is Dr. Bellows and the fartee is the patient. The "Dr. Bellow's Treatment" has often been prescribed as an effective revenge/treatment for a loud snorer or mouth-breather.

Yo, check out who's about to get a house call from Doctor Bellows.

by Rodent Bandage May 26, 2011