Macaroni Penis Disease

Closely associated with peyronies disease.

Macaroni penis disease most frequently occurs as a side effect from Russian Macaroni

Last week my friend was diagnosed with macaroni penis disease. He thinks he got it from the Russian macaroni party dip.

by Electric Joe August 22, 2018

Tu-Sty Disease

The unfortunate act of loading the toilet paper roll incorrectly, which causes the toilet paper to be dispensed under the roll. Symptoms present are absence of common sense, inability to understand the obvious repercussions of the act, and irascible guests to said home individual resides in. May cause loss of friends, loss of IQ, and loss of bathroom priveledges.

Cause: unknown

Cure: a swift kick to the face

Bro 1: I broke up with my gf today, bro.

Bro2: Bro, why?

Bro 1: she has Tu-Sty Disease, bro. I can’t love someone who could infect me at any second.

Bro 2: oh fuck that, bro. Good choice. Bitches be crazy.

*Bros high five and continue to walk to their dads boathouse in their Patagonia’s, chubbies and boat shoes*

by Stuckonpuck September 9, 2018

Shaver's Disease

A medical condition in which the sufferer experiences convulsions restricted to the arm regions, usually resulting in drum like taps on whatever surface happens to be near. As it is a close relative of tourettes syndrome the sufferer often screams and tells at random intervals subsisting mainly of "what the sack" or pterodactyl screeches.

"What's up with that guy screaming in the corner?"
"Oh he has stage five Shaver's Disease"

by Harsh Static October 8, 2018

Jake Paul's Disease

If you're watching Jake Paul's ass-giving, shit-living videos, CONGRATULATIONS! I'll see in you're funeral!

Max: Jake Paul's videos are sick!
Dr. James: Of course they are! You're infected you tiny bitch! It's called Jake Paul's Disease!

by Why the fuck are you reading? November 9, 2018

HBD (Head Bobbing Disease)

HBD is Probably the most laziest ways of animation ever known. HBD is a growing cancer cell that infects animators in this community known as the 'meme animators' community which has a confirmed pedo art tracer as a member. HBD is only good when it's used in porn.

Carla: Look at my animation meme that I made!
Ashley: That aint animation, just head bobbing lol.
Carla: NO IT ISN'T THIS IS AMAZING REEEEee!!!1
Ashley: I'm afraid that you have been infected with HBD (Head Bobbing disease)
Carla: You don't understand! *hiss*1

by BasementDwellingFuck March 27, 2019

blind stan disease

blind stan disease; when you stan someone for a certain amount of time, but only realize their flaws after you unstan

i only realized *celeb* was so manipulative towards their fans after i unstanned them. can't believe i had blind stan disease.

by Dramayanti May 13, 2020

Ashy Knees Disease

Ashy Knees disease is a "disease" that make your knees look very ashy, usually because they have no moisture such as lotion. Ashy Knees disease can spread everywhere, such as your elbows, ankles, cheeks and nose. Make sure to lotion up before leaving the house, especially during the winter as during that season ashy knees disease is very, very visible.

Friend: "Omg have you heard that Miles has ashy knees disease?"

Me: "I told his dumb self to use lotion everyday! If he listened to me, his knees wouldn't be so ashy!"

by SpookyBlackBabe October 2, 2021