Derping

Scared and coughing

CallMeKevin is derping so hard.

by Meaninglessspaghetti December 3, 2020

Derp

Me. I am a Derp. That is my nickname. Literally, that's me, I'm Derp Why did you look me up though?

Friend: "Hey Derp, how are you?"
Derp: "I'm good how are you?"

by SomeDerpyPerson August 14, 2023

Derp

It means that you are very silly or you aren’t serious

Nila sticks her tongue out and says derp

by Nila pie April 21, 2019

Derping

scared and coughing

"I'm just derping so hard." - Call Me Kevin

by powerwavz December 3, 2020

Derping out

To derp out is to have a ballistically fun time with your friends, and things might get weird in one way or another, meaning you might do something that you maybe didn’t expect to be doing when you were sitting in your 2pm Supply Chain Lecture earlier that day.

What’s Connor doing later?

Probably derping out per usual.

by Bimjo August 23, 2025

derp

Derp is what an irrational debater says when confronted with irrefutable logic.

Tony: The illusion of a god functions just the same way like a non-oberservable god.
John: Derp.

by Steven George June 16, 2016

derp dick

A confused erection for odd reasons.

I was sitting on the couch and a friskies commercial came on and I got derp dick.

by AndySeentDat October 14, 2016