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No Woman No Cry

A line originally from a Bob Marley song of the same name about comforting a woman and saying that he will come back for her. Ironically, it is now used by young bachelors around the world as a slogan about how they don’t need female companionship, romance, or sex, thus also making it the opposite of the line “All The Single Ladies.” It is also used a lot upon dumping a girl.

Recently, both the gay and transgender male communities have caught on to using this slogan as well. The gay community sees it as saying they are happy not dating women, and the trans male community uses it to distance themselves from the gender they identified as previously.

It is worth noting, however, that many women find this line offensive, sexist, and even as possible sexual harassment due to the fact they feel it ostracizes and dehumanizes them as objects. Most sensible people, however, have called them out on this clearly bullshit excuse.
I just dumped that dumb bitch Sherry, no woman no cry!”
by Musty Musk Man July 5, 2023
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d-crying

the act of crying when you miss the dick or are in need of the dick but dont have anyone
Shelby was d-crying because she missed Micheal's dick.
by garbear420nips June 4, 2015
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crying around

When you are moping to anyone who will listen to you; hungry for sympathy, having a self-indulgent pity party.
Brendon keeps crying around about his bitch.
by BonnieParker November 15, 2017
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cry-roll

Combinination of cry and eye-roll. An expression used when one is both touched and disgusted/exasperated at human-interest schmaltz.
I couldn't help but cry-roll at the story of millions of dollars being raised for charity in honor of a dead 9-year-old girl's wish.
by Breakfast Taco July 27, 2012
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screaming crying

the action of screaming whilist crying.
I’m screaming crying!!”
“Why?”
by FARTINGLOUD March 31, 2022
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Cry Wanking

when someone is overwhelmed with sadness but still on the horny train, you know what am saying. A cry wank is a mixture of crying because your a fat slob and wanking because your a fat slob who can't get a bird.

Sam&will bby
Yo bro you look sad fool, your defiantly a cry wanking tonight pussy
by Will lloyd April 14, 2021
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Cry Shart

Usually happens to females. When one cries so heavily and uncontrollably that their bowels release a fart that contains watery poop in it.
1 "oh Karen, Im so sad. My boyfriend thinks Im fat. waa waa."

2 "Its ok Vanessa, theres other guys out there"

1 "waa, waaa, *cry shart*"

2 "That smells awful, Are you cry-sharting?!"
by Andy Zavs April 4, 2010
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