No Woman No Cry

A line originally from a Bob Marley song of the same name about comforting a woman and saying that he will come back for her. Ironically, it is now used by young bachelors around the world as a slogan about how they don’t need female companionship, romance, or sex, thus also making it the opposite of the line “All The Single Ladies.” It is also used a lot upon dumping a girl.

Recently, both the gay and transgender male communities have caught on to using this slogan as well. The gay community sees it as saying they are happy not dating women, and the trans male community uses it to distance themselves from the gender they identified as previously.

It is worth noting, however, that many women find this line offensive, sexist, and even as possible sexual harassment due to the fact they feel it ostracizes and dehumanizes them as objects. Most sensible people, however, have called them out on this clearly bullshit excuse.
“I just dumped that dumb bitch Sherry, no woman no cry!”
by Musty Musk Man July 06, 2023
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d-crying

the act of crying when you miss the dick or are in need of the dick but dont have anyone
Shelby was d-crying because she missed Micheal's dick.
by garbear420nips June 03, 2015
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Puss-cry

(sobbing) "Branden, stop hitting me!"

"Shut your mouth and take it, you little Puss-cry!"
by Branden Lee Miller October 20, 2007
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crying conference

When you hide somewhere like the bathroom to cry, meet someone else who is crying, and you both talk about what you're crying over.
Yesterday I ran to the bathroom to cry after I found out about the fight, and I accidentally joined an already in-session crying conference.
by That Subpar Nerd September 13, 2019
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Cry-bernating

When upset you cry and seclude yourself from everyone around you.
Dude shes just a girl, no need to be Cry-bernating
by omgtoast332 August 12, 2011
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cry moment

a moment that you about to see thats about to make you cry so much male and female
this was a cry moment and my first time crying.
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Cry Shart

Usually happens to females. When one cries so heavily and uncontrollably that their bowels release a fart that contains watery poop in it.
1 "oh Karen, Im so sad. My boyfriend thinks Im fat. waa waa."

2 "Its ok Vanessa, theres other guys out there"

1 "waa, waaa, *cry shart*"

2 "That smells awful, Are you cry-sharting?!"
by Andy Zavs April 04, 2010
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