Crown and Quats Peach

A libation created by a Hebrew man mixing Crown Royal Peach and Loquat wine. Patent Pending.

While on a religious retreat, Crown and Quats Peach was invented by a Hebrew man.

by Billy Winters 04 May 29, 2021

Crown of thought

Phrase used before and after a slightly threatening phrase. It is used to alert the listener that the speaker is an abusive, chain-smoking, American woman who feels like they can buy a younger husband and keep him isolated and locked away doing housework. You can also identify these woman by sight: they often put their dentures in the dishwasher until the gums are bleached white and look like lumps of white plastic, they use heavy insta filters to try change their appearance in a weak attempt to hide their internal ugliness, and their appearance reminds some people of sentient ball sacks.

Crown of thought. Me ‘n Mykol jus’ need yer eggs darlin. I kin tote ‘em. Crown of thought.

by SandhillCrane September 2, 2024

From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring

The greatest literary lyrical ever wrote for a song.

Person 1: "From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring "
Person 2: "I don't know what song this is but I just got a goosebumps just from listening to it"

by Mr_Mogus October 14, 2024

Crown Council

A deviant society of adolescent pick pockets. Pardon me Hot dogging and Nut Noodling Aka Breach of trust or Wikileak

They were trying to Crown Council my Nuts 3rd and 5th

by Spoonman1969 November 3, 2024

Polishing my crown

“Polishing my crown” is a metaphor for being in one’s power and peace, with nothing able to shake integrity. Even if fighting flu.

Even though men fling themselves at me I am unflappably polishing my crown and continuing uninterrupted on my path to self actualization

by Robster51123 November 25, 2024

Crown Royal

The act of placing one’s scrotum in the tail pipe of a Toyota Crown sedan and then turning the vehicle on.

You hear about Doug? He got third degree burns from giving himself a Crown Royal last night.

by Equinsuocha June 25, 2025

Crowned

To drop serious cash on something that turns out to be completely useless, low-quality, or straight-up fake. Basically, when you flex too fast and reality humbles you.

“Bro, you got crowned again — £65 for 10ml of cooking oil?!”

by HeWhoFitsCarpets October 31, 2025