Choppleganger

A combination of the word Chopped and Doppelgänger, meaning an ugly person who looks similar to someone.

There go your Choppleganger over there.

Her choppleganger came in to talk

by Xogiabia January 9, 2026

shift cripple

term, which describes little 93'-kiddies, who don't know when to hit the shift-button on their keyboard. These kids mostly use abbreviations like ILY and/or lysm.

kid writes on yahoo: "i loVe YoU sO mUCh!"
I reply: "You's a shift cripple"

by Pop the cherry April 4, 2009

road cripple

Someone who's 16+ who can't drive

garrett: why don't you come over to my house? can you pick up some food on the way?

tracy: it'll be tough to get my mom to do it. you know im a road cripple so i can't do it myself

by urbancutie13 June 20, 2011

Nipple cripple

The act of twisting or pinching a male's nipple until his nipple becomes a dark shade of purple.

I was sleeping when My friend Mike shouted "Nipple cripple" and took ahold of my nipple and twisted it until it became a dark shade of purple.

by dudeguy4life February 20, 2017

humpbacked crippled hedgehog

1. Find willing participant (no means no dont be rapey n shit - that's frowned upon

2. Slouch over like you have osteoporosis and hunch your back like quazi moto.

3. Grab a hedgehog and take out his knees with a blunt onject (cripple the fuck outta him)

4. Insert penis into preferred cavity of chosen participant and hump like hell (must still be in quazi moto stance) while they continue to beat the shit outta the hedgehog.

We did the humpbacked crippled hedgehog and it was epic

by Hedgehogkilla July 14, 2017

Pat cropper

Someone who's an a hole

Have you seen that pat cropper, I hate her

That persons a real pat cropper

by LmaokekXD August 3, 2017

sour crapple sauce

1. When sour crout and apple sauce is mixed together.

2. Often used as an exclaim when something is dropped or messed up.

1. "Hey, I just made some sour crapple sauce, if you want any. "

2. "(Sour) crapple sauce! That was not supposed to end up on the floor!"

by Discombobulation Kat August 31, 2017