dime crime

A petty crime that doesn't have much return.

I forgot to pay for the paper. It was only worth 50 cents, so just a dime crime.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Granny Crime

This is a name earned by robbing someone lads gaff over the age of 70, you must be a granny but gender doesnt matter

"Hey Paul did you hear that Peter mate is granny crime?"

by The funny word game May 20, 2020

suicide crime

A crime committed out of desperation for money and has a very low chance of success. A person is hungry, homeless or has a family member who is sick. As income inequality worsens, more of these crimes will occur as people around the world struggle to survive. crime, criminal, desperation, criminal justice system, perpetrator, police, suicide mission, suicide, desperate act, incarceration, income inequality, the 1%, the 99%, rich, poor, suicide crimes

You’re going to rob the store next to the police station during the day. I’ve got to Tom, I need money for my dad, he can’t afford his medicine and will die without it. That’s a suicide crime Dave.

by joecoolthefool May 14, 2018

Crime-scene

a crude form of explaining ones private parts.

"Baby, come over later, and we can examine each other's Crime-scenes.... and possibly do a little crime-scene clean-up!"

by Branden Lee Miller November 6, 2007

green crime

When you go against the law to save the world.

When someone leaves a Target shopping cart on a sidewalk a mile away from Target. GREEN CRIME! In saving the environment from toxic fumes from a vehicle, he or she risked his or her life by temporarily stealing a cart from Target to burn calories instead of gas.

by Big Bad Voodoo Mama April 12, 2012

Crime R

A phrase referring to the words "nigga" and "nigger," the latter being referred to as "the crime R", originally "the hard R" but rephrased after woke people pushed for a graffiti change in the videogame Stellar Blade.

-Dude...this guy's being a racist asshole, dropping Crime Rs every sentence.
-Crime Rs? Dafuk is that, bro?
-It's like Hard Rs, but woke-approved. Haven't you played Stellar Blade, dude?

by AmicableFriend April 25, 2024

The Perfect Crime

A specific Poop in which after defecating and beginning the wiping process, the defecator finds no residue of said poop on the toilet paper, thus getting away Scott-Free.

"Dude, I just got away with The Perfect Crime!"

"No way! I thought those were impossible!"

by Jay-Swagg August 20, 2012