Yes crimes against capitalism exist. However this crime is currently not achievable unless G-d says capitalism can't exist.
Commit a crime against capitalism is committed when normal people go nuts 🙃 and want to replace capitalism with their own liberal woke ideas. Punishment: remove people like Bill Gates and John Kerry from all levers of power.
by Sexydimma November 26, 2022
Get the Commit a crime against capitalism mug.A saying based on the original “Be Gay Do Crime.” The slogan “Be gay, Do crime” is an anti-capitalistic and anti-authoritarian statement, implying that crime and incivility may be necessary to earn equal rights given the criminalization of homosexuality around the world. "Be mad, Do crime" speaks to how being a mad person is inherently criminal therefore all things you do that relate to your madness are crimes. The statement is intended to speak out against the sanist notions our society has toward non-normative states of consciousness.
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Get the crime of passion mug.Verb; Murdered, missing or kidnapped, essentially anything that would/will turn into a "true crime" video.
"did you hear about Suzy, she got tru crimed last weekend."
Present tense;
"Please, Don't tru crime me!"
Present tense;
"Please, Don't tru crime me!"
by Meghan Chino September 27, 2022
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Get the Hate crime mug.An otherwise legal act or belief that runs contrary to the wishes of the self-righteous elitist establishment.
After Kyle committed the public crime of defending himself at the mostly peaceful riots, the political and media establishment tried and convicted him based on a false narrative.
by MNsnowboy January 1, 2022
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Crime insanity? A perfect example would be a Baltimore man recently convicted of 18 criminal counts including attempted murder and all he got was 6 months or less in jail for some stupid arson charge. This dude is now on tv claiming he shouldn't be out. What crime insanity.
by Sexydimma January 13, 2022
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