Hard serve ice cream

Right before you cum, simply grip your dick as hard as you can to stop the sexplosion. After a few seconds release your grip so that the massive cumload speeds toward your partner's face. The tricky part of completing the hard serve ice cream is to slap your hardened ejaculating dick into the pools of cum right as they hit your partner's face. Mostly used during hot gay man sex.
Richard was being such a bitch that I gave him the old hard serve ice cream right on his cheek.
by DiscGolfDude May 23, 2016
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Vanilla Ice cream

A guy that only watches lesbian porn because he doesn't like looking at other mens dicks
by Fadd98 June 01, 2018
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Soft serve ice cream

Partner A lies on their back, with their mouth open. Partner B then defecates in the mouth, but swirling it upwards to resemble a soft serve ice cream.
"That girl is so hot, I want to give her the soft serve ice cream until she pukes."
by Lord Death Blog April 30, 2005
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Star Spangled Ice Cream

Ice Cream company offering Super-Premium Ice cream which donates 10% of its profits to conservative causes and displays conservative themes on its packaging.
by Damien Sharpe January 31, 2004
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When a gentleman takes a crap into a woman's vagina, then ejaculates, then takes a second crap into the woman's vagina creating a brown, white, brown appearance then screws that mess until he comes again.
Michael really gave Karli a Washington Ice Cream Sandwich last night!
by hotpocket22334 August 03, 2010
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Ice Cream Paint Job

The Act Of Ejaculating All Over A Woman's Body. Usually Seen In Bukake .
Last Night , Me And Some Of The Boys Gave Jenny An Ice Cream Paint Job .
by Nate408 March 18, 2009
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