by smokedope November 05, 2010
Large county in upstate new York, commonly referred to as "scary County", because of the fact that half the population either drive like lunatics, or ARE lunatics. Made up of small redneck towns, such as but are not limited to:
Cobleskill
Richmondville
Central Bridge
Esperance
And at the center of it all...
Schoharie, New York.
May god give you pardon and peace,
For not another soul here will.
Cobleskill
Richmondville
Central Bridge
Esperance
And at the center of it all...
Schoharie, New York.
May god give you pardon and peace,
For not another soul here will.
Tourist: let's go visit this place called schoharie county!
Me: how about we avoid that place like it's the god damn plague.
Schoharie County:
Where men are men, and cattle are terrified.
Me: how about we avoid that place like it's the god damn plague.
Schoharie County:
Where men are men, and cattle are terrified.
by King obrien October 17, 2017
I was driving to the coast last week and took a wrong turn, after about 15 minutes I found myself in Gleep County.
I thought i would never get back to the highway.
I thought i would never get back to the highway.
by Father L. Church of IG June 13, 2008
A place in Yonkers New York where underground deals are made with mercenaries and piartes to levi the local economy.
by Masadon December 20, 2007
Described as 'Shropshires little Auschwitz centres'; County Training is a center designed to hold the unemployed after they have had an undisclosed period of time claiming Job Seekers Allowance. All 'trainies' are held under a 'voluntary' contract in which they are required to perform tedious day to day tasks. These can range from searching www.direct.gov.uk for multiple hours, constant reading of local literature (a favourite being the Nazi publication, 'The Shropshire Star'), Forced labour (writing thousands of speculative letters to local businesses) and dealing with local employment officers, to prove you are not only looking for work, but are willing to do every task required, in order to sacrifice your life and soul to County Training.
'Your at County Training 30 hours a week, Monday to Friday. We promise to find you a job.'
'I've got an interview at 1'
'Well, you can't go because we don't know if your suitable for the job'
'But i've got an interview...'
'Well you can't go. Take a seat.'
'I've got an interview at 1'
'Well, you can't go because we don't know if your suitable for the job'
'But i've got an interview...'
'Well you can't go. Take a seat.'
by Venom_of_Oswestry May 13, 2009
Where 1/2 of the people are yee yee motherfuckers and the other 1/2 try to fucking act like goddamn thugs and there is literally a cornfield across from our school. Oh and you can pretty much buy meth at the end of any street. town full of hood rats if you ask me boe.
by hoodrathoochie99’ October 03, 2017
THE MOST BORING PLACE IN THE WORLD (BASICALLY A PLACE FOR HILLBILLIES NEXT TO THERE HOMELAND FREDRICKSBURG
by SKATERDUDE123 February 15, 2011