counter rizz

/ ˈkaʊntə ɹɪz / noun, adjective, verb

The psychological process designed to capture the victim's sense of guilty pleasure by implementing a derivation of 'Reverse Psychology' commonly used in the fields of:

1. Rizzology
2. Quantum Rizzics
3. Rizztraining Practices

"He just counter rizzed them by cheating on his girlfriend! he's such a player!"

by cccclllll November 16, 2023

slice counter

That person that aggressively keeps track of the consumption of shared food.

If you were hungry we could have gotten another pizza. No need to be a slice counter.

by TheWhip February 8, 2024

over-the-counter date

Getting aggressively fucked while being bent over the kitchen counter.

She showed interest in going on an over-the-counter date.

by Dantheman2286 November 25, 2023

over-the-counter date

Getting aggressively fucked while being bent over on the kitchen counter

She went on an over-the-counter date

by Dantheman2286 November 25, 2023

Shoes on the counter

A hoe who is to busy to put her shoes away in a normal place.

Look at that hoe Ashley, she just wildin with them shoes on the counter.

by Red Vader Eyes Ryan November 28, 2023

Cobalt Counter

Commonly used in clash royale - when a big push or a clutch play is made.

Cobalt Counter that John!

by 2GTBT September 9, 2023

Geiger Counter

A device designed to count geigers.

Distressed Farmer: I'm worried that last NATO airstrike contaminated my topsoil.
Serbian Rescue Worker: We better count the geigers then, someone get us a geiger counter!

by Thumblesteen September 23, 2023