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Cliterally

the combination of the words 'clearly' and 'literally'
Cliterally.

For people who misuse the word literally, like "I literally just died."
Cliterally I'm awesome!
by NR.RISE March 27, 2010
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Clitorisis

A large clilitros about the size of a penut.
Man she had a clitorisis!! it was scary.
by JeffnJelly December 27, 2010
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Clitortoise

A woman with a oversized clitoris that pops up like a turtles head coming out of its shell
Buddy (1) Hey so how was that 3rd date dude ? Ya go for it?

Buddy (2) i did man and i found my first {clitortoise } it was amazing

The more the play the more it showed itself !
by M I sofakingweetodded May 9, 2019
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ill-clitorate

- alludes to the word "illiterate," meaning incapable of reading and writing. taken from cosmo magazine.
- to be ill-clitorate means that a guy has no friggin' clue when it comes to the woman's clitoris. he doesn't know exactly where it is or what to do with it.
"I had to dump him! He was horrible in bed and completely ill-clitorate!"
"Pamela told me about your lack of experience in bed. So sorry, but I don't sleep with ill-clitorates."
by droit84 January 31, 2007
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Hilarious Clitoris (clit-or-i-s)

A dinosaur still in existence today. It much resembles a simple bump. It moves slowly on dry land but fears being found and especially touched. To aid in its evasion, it often becomes covered in a mysterious liquid and disappears even though it's right in front of you.
Friend 1: "Dude, I managed to touch the elusive Hilarious Clitoris!"

Friend 2: "Its called the Hilarious Clitoris (clit-or-i-s) actually.. But that must have blown mother nature's mind!"

Friend 1: "No, but it blew your moms world!"
by Hi Ro August 10, 2014
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Clitopotamus

1. A fat whore.
2. See #1
"That woman is one ugly clitopotamus."

"When I dated her, she was hot. Now, after poppin' out a few kids, she's nothing but a big 'ol clitopotamus."
by They Call My Names Brian March 12, 2010
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clitoris

Nature's rubik's cube.
-Man, I can't figure out the whole clitoris shit.

-Yeah, I tried doing it in college, but gave up.
by big boy, sr. April 4, 2011
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