A very tense, stiff, and sore neck pain caused by Jessica St. Clair turning heads wherever she goes because she's so damn beautiful.
Guy: *rubs his neck, turning head from side to side*
Other Guy: "Dude, what's wrong with your neck?"
Guy: I've got a st. clair
Other Guy: "Ouch! Yea I had one of those last week when I saw her at the gym."
Other Guy: "Dude, what's wrong with your neck?"
Guy: I've got a st. clair
Other Guy: "Ouch! Yea I had one of those last week when I saw her at the gym."
by Little Pee November 15, 2017

Dude, did you play Clair obscur Expedition 33? No what is that? It's a game made by French people who single handedly saved the reputation of French people.
by Egan08 May 28, 2025

It means "Clear Obscure" in English. So they are doing a Hym Iam sort of thing. And apparently the guy who did the score is some random teacher who was posting his music to SoundCloud that they hired (I learned this by way of SebbyWebz) and they KNOW the score is good. They are INSANELY HEAVY HANDED WITH IT! But it's brilliant.
Hym "I mean, if I'm being honest... Clair Obscur is THE GREATEST GAME THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN!!! There is no way it doesn't win an award for the story and best original score AND game of the year. It's impossible. It literally CAN'T happen. That... Not happening... Can't... Happen... Yes. That. It's the greatest. I'm fighting Simon now. I just hit lvl 99... Why would you do that? Why is he like that? It's nutz. You'll see. It's ridiculous. But the game is phenomenal."
by Hym Iam May 7, 2025

Also known as the Outback Eclair
To proceed oral sex after your partner has defocated in your orifice.
To proceed oral sex after your partner has defocated in your orifice.
Gazza: Oi mate you wouldn't believe what the misso let me do last night!
Dazza: go on lad?
Gazza: had a go at the Outback 'Claire!!
Dazza: fuckn struth mate!!
Dazza: go on lad?
Gazza: had a go at the Outback 'Claire!!
Dazza: fuckn struth mate!!
by Moist towlette August 18, 2019

An explanation for any number of common scenarios, specifically in the format of "when..., Clair de la lune". Similar to "that's just how it goes" or "c'est la vie".
"when his nose is salty, Clair de la lune" or "when he asks for an intervention but she bites his finger instead, Clair de la lune"
by Mattkopi February 17, 2023

by BananaSnake69 March 14, 2023

ok so like claire lafler is super fuckin cool. first off she's like totally rad and drop dead gorgeous... she also is j so sexy bbg and rocks every runway!! i mcfuckin love claire lafler!! she's also married to drew starlet and i live laugh love that for her
by mcgregortwddybear February 21, 2024
