Skip to main content

Counter-Goalie

A goalie who stands near at the opposing teams' goal; most likely because their teammates will pass it to them, which is a good spot to score.
Jack: "Pass me you fuckwit, I am counter-goaly(ing)."

Tariq: "Ok you ibn al sharmoota, here!"

Tariq passes to jack who is a counter-goalie

Jack scores it

Jack: "YEAH MADA FAKAS!"
by Najzi December 2, 2021
mugGet the Counter-Goalie mug.

hop on counter strike

“Yo bro, hop on counter strike
“No, that game sucks ass.”
by Hexagonic February 27, 2024
mugGet the hop on counter strike mug.

Counter resistance

Resistance to resistance, just like counter surveillance is someone watching somebody watching somebody.
by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020
mugGet the Counter resistance mug.

Line Counter

A line counter is a construction worker stuck in their old ways, unwilling to adopt adopt new products or technology to make lives easier or faster. They reject the notion that any improvements could be made to tools or processes used in construction and home improvements and prefer to things the traditional way out of stubbornness and technology aversion.
That plumber John is a real line counter, the dude is still using a hand powered drill and flip phone since 2005.

"if you don't know how to use insert traditional tool/process/technique here, you wouldn't be working on my job site" - Line Counter commenting on any social media post
by Jimmy Hardhat June 25, 2024
mugGet the Line Counter mug.

counter sutra

A play on words, “ Kama Sutra“ you’re railing your s/o on the counter.
Hey babe, do you wanna do “counter sutra”?
by Mr.Big1 October 1, 2022
mugGet the counter sutra mug.

Counter reaction

When an old worn counter is sick of being the underdog.
A counter losing its cool.
If the counter is allergic to Eg. cheezels, then if the item is placed on the surface the counter may crack, sneeze or swell, hence creating a counter reaction.
Don’t put that on the bench! We don’t want another counter reaction!!
by Ninja-de-hissinyoface September 27, 2020
mugGet the Counter reaction mug.

Geiger Counter

A device designed to count geigers.
Distressed Farmer: I'm worried that last NATO airstrike contaminated my topsoil.
Serbian Rescue Worker: We better count the geigers then, someone get us a geiger counter!
by Thumblesteen September 23, 2023
mugGet the Geiger Counter mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email