Commentfull

I he/her that has a lot of things to say.

I am not that commentfull. Now did you hear about…..?

by Commentfull September 4, 2021

Couch Commentator

A person who won't shut the fuck up when you're watching a show, sporting event or a movie, and has to comment about everything (especially political ads). Will also comment about how people look on tv.

I'd really enjoy this tv show more, if the couch commentator would just shut the fuck up.

by beatboxbill September 12, 2021

YouTube commenter

A YouTube commenter is typically a basement dwelling neckbearded asshole who has absolutely nothing to do with their sad lives other than be a total self righteous prick on the internet and ruins everyone’s day as a result these same people will stone you to death the very second they find someone it you did something shitty years ago and you don’t do it anymore like cyberbully someone even tho there’s a good chance they are guilty of being assholes themselves and anytime you mention that they probably are guilty of being assholes they say shit like “oh you’re projecting” but that’s really not true at all they’re just saying that I’m projecting becuase they not only don’t know why I telling them that but it’s also because they don’t want to acknowledge that they guilty of being assholes

Hi I’m a YouTube commenter and I think I’m a sinless angel that doesn’t deserve even a slap on the wrist because I think I’m better than everyone else

by Fukuahole August 17, 2022

commenwoonsocket

Commenwoonsocket is used to describe a situation whereby Hollee wishes to "Like" something on FaceBook, only to have her piece of shit phone deny her the privilege.

I would totally commenwoonsocket that post, but I am using a p.o.s iPhone

by obzau November 26, 2010

commentate

(verb) the act of providing a running commentary for any kind of show or event; more specifically performed by sports commentators.

Did you hear Joe Rogan commentate on last night's UFC fight? He was fuckin funny.

by QuickHook January 17, 2009

commentard

A person posting in an online forum in a way which is stupid, for example by exposing himself or herself to disciplinary or legal action by making offensive or libeleous comments.

Typically the commentard will try to be anonymous but reveal himself through logged IP adresses that resolve back to his employer or by otherwise inadvertently giving out identifying information.

''A commentard using the handle Scrutineer tore into research that demonstrated how it might be possible to make a PIN authorised transaction'' - The Register

''Colorado man faces jail for being a commentard'' - J.P. Weichel - Gawker

by Morthandeus February 24, 2010

commentable

A person who receives multiple comments on facebook.

My secretary just got 32 comments on her facebook post. Wow is she commentable.

by katzeee January 7, 2011