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cancer magnets

The politically correct way to refer to women's boobs.
Bro#1- YO DUDE BRO!!! check out the cancer magnets on that hiena.
Bru#2- DAAAAAM BROHIEMS!!! I'd smash that pinata till her sour patch dried up.
Brah#3- °○° BROSEPHS!!! If those cancer magnets got any stronger earths poles would flip.
Bruh#4- GOOOOD DAANG BROHAMS!!! I'd swim the Grand Line for a log pose leading to that treasure box.
Bra#5- WOOOOW BROFAM!!! Those'd hold enough milk to drown 10 baby seals.
by Caustirical October 20, 2018
mugGet the cancer magnetsmug.

burn cancer

when you roast somebody so hard they contract cancer
i gave toby burn cancer after we roasted him last week.
by SirVincent November 15, 2016
mugGet the burn cancermug.

Cancer Bazooka

When someone takes on cancer like a fucking bad ass
"Dude,did you know that Trevor has Cancer?"

"Relax, he's a Cancer Bazooka"
by Chap-a-tron2000 April 7, 2015
mugGet the Cancer Bazookamug.

Bald Cancer

Bald cancer is another Italian douchbag in school, who is the same Italian as bald Childe but more cancerous
Person 1: where’s bald Childe?
Person 2: you also meant bald cancer
by Kai Wreck Things March 27, 2021
mugGet the Bald Cancermug.

cancer bby

GOOGLE: Cancer women are the most EMOTIONAL of all. They can be soft, lovable, loyal.. but when you make them mad they turn into a BABY monster. But.. who doesn't looooove them mad? They are so cute and you can make fun of them an-
"Shut your WikiHow mouth, f***ing Yahoo's child. Cancer women are emotional, but also very powerful. So shut you WIfi mouth up before I hack your dark web acc."
by fvckeeze December 14, 2021
mugGet the cancer bbymug.

Cancer Causer

Person 1: You Bartosz?

Bartosz: I AM A CANCER CAUSER
by Loganpaulgilmedadeadguy March 21, 2019
mugGet the Cancer Causermug.

Thought Cancer

Cancer is created from cells when they cannot properly communicate with each other due to anatomic communication capabilities as a form of language. As a collective, the human race is an organism fulfilling the operation that the threshold acts on - we are cells created of cells fulfilling the operation of a cell(the threshold).

Fear(which is essential for life) perpetuates cancer by causing a cell to create conflict with itself. As a result, a false sense of self called the ego(cancer) is put in place to protect the current aspirations of the cell. The ego is a meta-atmosphere created by the cell which creates conflict with it's threshold to become superior, where this is impossible because the ego is infinitesimal to the cell.

As time goes on the cell is vulnerable to illness because fear itself perpetuates destructive behavior by creating a false sense of self which renders its true self feeble. Causing cancer of the cell, and death to itself and it's threshold unless communication is fluent.
For example people with a nasty attitude have thought cancer due to meta-inadequacy. They will of course perpetuate the cancer by projecting their fallacies on other person(s)/cell(s) which inadvertently effects the threshold in which the person/cell lives in.

-Carl Sagan once said that 9/10 planets that achieve radio technology often self-destruct.

Also see:
Fibonacci Sequence
by Jxzqv2 December 15, 2012
mugGet the Thought Cancermug.

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