Business wank

noun. A bout of masturbation conducted purely for practical reasons. It can be enjoyed, but that is not its purpose. It is done solely to necessarily relieve high stress, drain one's blue balls, or because the next opportunity to have one off the wrist could be far into the future.

"Yo, what took you so long?"

"Sorry, I've got dinner with my girlfriend's parents tonight, then we're all staying at this place with paper-thin walls and we can't bang later, so I had to have a quick business wank."

by burnard August 17, 2014

business cat

A mofo who acts like he knows everything about business

This mofo thinks he is a business cat

by BusinessCat July 10, 2016

besiana

She's such a sweetheart, an albanian girl, little bit stupid but in a cute way, makes the best food in the world (you literally die for her food and if she's albanian she makes the best pite and fli) and she's the most beautiful and sexiest girl you'll ever meet. If you spend time with her you'll never get bored and she makes everything seem so easy. Like if you start knowing her you'll be a whole another person in the good way. Everyone wants to be her friend, but she won't let everyone be her friend because she got no fake friends and doesn't accept fake people. You lucky to be her friend and if you're her friend you'll never get hurt and she'll be always there if you need to talk to someone.

1: Do you know that girl "Besiana"?
2: Yes, she's so popular and beautiful!
1: Me too, omg, I want to be her friend so bad...

by ararbnkj January 10, 2017

buia

A buia is a loving girl with an amazing smile. Get on her bad side and it's impossible to get on her good side. She loves to dance, even though she may not have had as much experience. She tries her best! She may have her moments, but she's a great friend.

Buia is an AMAZING person, but she can be a bitch sometimes.

by Lelesbebev June 14, 2017

Business Intelligence

Fancy word in IT Business. In fact a bunch of nerds in some companies, seeing themselves as "innovative", gathering all data possible and turning it into fancy charts with sans serif fonts. Big Bosses happy.

"Whats the name of these guys, no one knows what they are doing?"

"Business Intelligence"

by noone-someguy August 3, 2017

business kosher

1. When a religious Jew has a lunch meeting in a non kosher restaurant and orders a salad or the fish.

2. When you're a religious Jew that wont dine on no swine but will dish on the fish at a non kosher restaurant.

3. You avoid eating things that judaism prohibits, but you will eat things that in themselves are not treif, even if they have not been prepared under religious guidelines.

4. You live your life in a way that is consistent with the spirit of biblical Judaism but not necessarily with the letter of Rabbinic law.

5. When the restaurant doesn't have official kosher certification but you know the food is actually kosher.

1. You know I don't eat no swine! I'm business kosher baby!

2. It's not treif, it's business kosher!

3.

Non Jewish friend: "Shlomo, sorry man I didn't realize this restaurant wasn't kosher!"

Shlomo: " It's all good bro, they serve fish and pasta, I'll just go business kosher today! "

by Big Kosher King September 19, 2018

Business Ghosting

When a company ignores your emails/phone calls. Not quite the equivalent to ghosting in relationships, since you’re not looking for some flix & chill — but the idea is similar.

Also applies to when an individual who is exchanging services with you ignores your emails.

Her: “I have sent three follow-ups with no reply! Am I doing something wrong?”
Him: “Nah, you’re just getting that classic business ghosting going on, sis.”

by Oh you know4044 August 18, 2019