board rage

Board Rage:

Anger outburst on a message board.
Usually displayed by incoherent, misspelled aggressive thoughts typed with "Caps Lock" on.

Excessive aggression due to the misunderstanding of another post. Most likely caused by the rager's inability to:
a- get a joke.
b- understand sarcasm.

Facilitated by the fact that most people in cyberspace have much bigger muscles than in real life.

board rage examples:
Not Any Of You Others Who Chim In !
Salective Vision As In Salective Hearing ?
I'M NOT OFFERING YOU OR ANYONE ELSE A DAM THING !

by LaPierre January 20, 2008

board buster

either a real or "rent-a-cop" that cant put up with your sliding and grinding days and breaks your board and busts you.

watch out, officer Cock is a board buster.

by lilnicky003 March 5, 2009

Board Time

The time of day ( usually between 4pm and 6pm ) skateboards are drawn outside to skate by almost instinct.

Ex. "Wow man, i didnt even expect anyone to be outside when i got here, it must be board time."

by Takun123 March 14, 2010

Boardpants

When one who is gay enough to have a high voice and to wear long board shorts that are very ugly and out of fashion.

Look at Aiden, his voice is so high and he wears boardpants

by nameurdeath May 26, 2011

Boardside

Boardside. skating term often used to identify the location and setup of ones Bushing on a board,

to tell what bushing is considered and named boardside by its placement first
locate the bushing seats on your hangar,
When installed, one bushing is close to the board,
which = boardside..

Also known as the bottom bushing.
The bushing on the otherside is close to the Road.= Roadside.

Also called the top bushing.
There you go.

Cody: Yo duuude i totally got my new blood orange barrel Bushings

Jake: Woooahh really mahn?? how do you ride them, i ride mine Roadside
Cody: Ahh yeahh i ride mine Boardside mahn.

by Skatefreakk June 15, 2014

board whore

a girl who has no butt or boobs, but still has 28376638 exboyfriends

"omfg elle that girl dated tyler. isnt he your ex?"
"what a board whore."

by thankspeteomfgh June 14, 2015

BOAR OUT

WHEN A FEMALE HAS HAD SOME MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS THAT HER LEGS CAN'T TOUCH, AND WALK BOW-LEGGED LIKE A COWBOY

OH SHE HELLA FINE. DAMN BUT IT LOOK LIKE SHE GOT BOAR OUT BY THE TEAM LAST NIGHT.

by VENUS E. PAIN October 17, 2016