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Stuborn bastard

A person who can’t admit that they are wrong even when the fat bastard knows that their fat arse is completely bull shitting
Norr you stuborn bastard (secretly love it tho )
by Hmonny June 11, 2021
mugGet the Stuborn bastardmug.

Ugly bastard

A man that is old ,fat or has messed up face
by Dioisourlord April 16, 2018
mugGet the Ugly bastardmug.

Nacker Bastard

A term used by irish people to express that they are not happy with that person. Highly used in Dublin and is a great words to use when things just are not going your way..
*Boy spills hot coffee on girl*
"girl: ye nacker bastard"
OR
*Gets sick everywhere*.. ohh ye nacker bastard
by exohexoh!! October 5, 2011
mugGet the Nacker Bastardmug.

Bouncy Bastard

An extremely slippery type of person who has a way of being so unbearably stupid that you don't understand how they could possibly be a functioning human being.

This term can also be used as a unit of measurment.
John: What's a URL?

Me: What kind of a dumb bouncy bastard are you?

or unit of measurment:

Jimmy: how long do think this bridge is?

Tom: I'd say that it's about 69 bouncy bastards long.
by $mittyR420 December 22, 2017
mugGet the Bouncy Bastardmug.

Bastard gas

A bastard gas is a stupid gas that is good for almost nothing because it can’t be used for cooking or turning on grills. Butane is not a bastard gas. Pentane is a bastard gas. 1-Pentene is a bastard gas. Isopentane is a bastard gas. Ethyl chloride is a bastard gas with a boiling point of 54.14°F 12.3°C. Ethanol is a bastard gas. Anything flammable chemical with a boiling point of 54.14°F 12.3°C or higher, or any non flammable chemical is a bastard gas. If it's a liquid at standard room temperature (68°F-77°F, 20°C-25°C) and pressure (1 atmosphere), it's definitely a bastard gas. Some "Bastard gases" make great solvents in the laboratory for extraction or chemical reactions.
Pentane is a bastard gas. It's boiling point of 96.98°F (36.1°C) makes it a liquid at room temperature and useless for gas grilling and refilling butane lighters.

Hank: Bobby! Stop playing around with that bastard gas pentane and help me hook up the butane to the gas grill, since they didn't have propane.
by HawaiianPunch1 September 9, 2023
mugGet the Bastard gasmug.

porny bastard

Horny male who relies on porn for sexual relief instead of actual females.
Al is such a porny bastard. If he lost some weight, he might get the real thing.
by Wiki1968 December 5, 2009
mugGet the porny bastardmug.

boxset bastard

A person who thinks you're a boxset bully or is not willing to watch a TV show you highly recommend.
by DaleCooper October 24, 2010
mugGet the boxset bastardmug.

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