Shall I speak ill of him that is my husband?
Ah, poor my lord, what tongue shall smooth thy name,
When I, thy three-hours wife, have mangled it?
But wherefore, villain, didst thou kill my cousin?
That villain cousin would have kill’d my husband.
Back, foolish tears, back to your native spring,
Your tributary drops belong to woe,
Which you, mistaking, offer up to joy.
My husband lives that Tybalt would have slain,
And Tybalt’s dead that would have slain my husband.
All this is comfort, wherefore weep I then?
Some word there was, worser than Tybalt’s death,
That murd’red me; I would forget it fain,
But O, it presses to my memory
Like damned guilty deeds to sinners’ minds:
“Tybalt is dead, and Romeo banished.”
That “banished,” that one word “banished,”
Hath slain ten thousand Tybalts. Tybalt’s death
Was woe enough if it had ended there;
Or if sour woe delights in fellowship,
And needly will be rank’d with other griefs,
Why followed not, when she said, “Tybalt’s dead,”
Thy father or thy mother, nay, or both,
Which modern lamentation might have moved?
But with a rearward following Tybalt’s death,
“Romeo is banished”: to speak that word,
Is father, mother, Tybalt, Romeo, Juliet,
All slain, all dead: “Romeo is banished”!
There is no end, no limit, measure, bound,
In that word’s death, no words can that woe sound.
Where is my father and my mother, nurse?
Ah, poor my lord, what tongue shall smooth thy name,
When I, thy three-hours wife, have mangled it?
But wherefore, villain, didst thou kill my cousin?
That villain cousin would have kill’d my husband.
Back, foolish tears, back to your native spring,
Your tributary drops belong to woe,
Which you, mistaking, offer up to joy.
My husband lives that Tybalt would have slain,
And Tybalt’s dead that would have slain my husband.
All this is comfort, wherefore weep I then?
Some word there was, worser than Tybalt’s death,
That murd’red me; I would forget it fain,
But O, it presses to my memory
Like damned guilty deeds to sinners’ minds:
“Tybalt is dead, and Romeo banished.”
That “banished,” that one word “banished,”
Hath slain ten thousand Tybalts. Tybalt’s death
Was woe enough if it had ended there;
Or if sour woe delights in fellowship,
And needly will be rank’d with other griefs,
Why followed not, when she said, “Tybalt’s dead,”
Thy father or thy mother, nay, or both,
Which modern lamentation might have moved?
But with a rearward following Tybalt’s death,
“Romeo is banished”: to speak that word,
Is father, mother, Tybalt, Romeo, Juliet,
All slain, all dead: “Romeo is banished”!
There is no end, no limit, measure, bound,
In that word’s death, no words can that woe sound.
Where is my father and my mother, nurse?
by Put you are Name here May 9, 2017
Get the banished mug.During a day of sex it's important to have food for in between climaxes. You don't want to eat so much that you feel too full to go on, and you don't want to wait and starve - so what you need are bangsnax.
"WHERE ARE YOU? GET BACK IN HERE AND LOVE ME!"
"BBY, I'm just washing your juices off my hands so I can have some cheesy wotsits."
"Bangsnax!"
"BBY, I'm just washing your juices off my hands so I can have some cheesy wotsits."
"Bangsnax!"
by crumply January 24, 2022
Get the bangsnax mug.Related Words
banose
• Los Banos
• Alex Banos
• andy banos
• Asuncion Los Banos
• Lorenz Los Banos
• Lorenzo Los Banos
• BAnis
• bandsexual
• Bangsta
by Bauer My Baby December 29, 2016
Get the baboshka mug.
emo guy 1:omg did you bang that guy last night?!
emo guy 2:FAG! dont say 'bang'! say 'bangst'!! its.. better.
emo guy 1:oh thats so hot. i wish i would have been there..
emo guy 2:i dont.
and THATS bangst
emo guy 2:FAG! dont say 'bang'! say 'bangst'!! its.. better.
emo guy 1:oh thats so hot. i wish i would have been there..
emo guy 2:i dont.
and THATS bangst
by ashley;nicole February 23, 2008
Get the bangst mug.Person #1:Hey you got bandos?
Person #2:Yea man!
Person #1: Can you hit me up with a bondo!
Person #2:Sure bro!
Person #2:Yea man!
Person #1: Can you hit me up with a bondo!
Person #2:Sure bro!
by Yumadaley January 30, 2017
Get the Bandos mug.