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band job

An action usually reserved for the "band slut," i.e. the most promiscuous girl in the school band, where she proceeds to give oral sex to every other member.
- "Did you hear that girl Angela gave a band job?"
- "Wow. I guess the flute's not all she's good at."
by jl91 December 15, 2008
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horse the band

A five piece "Nintendocore" band from LA, California. The reason they have been coined as a Nintendo related band is because through out there selection of albums and E.Ps there have been a handful of video game references.

1. pol's voice

An enemy that appears fairly late in NES's "Legend of Zelda".

2. Birdo

The first boss in Super Mario Bros 2. (America)

3. The house of boo (questionable)

Boo is a character from various Mario games.

4. there most famous song "cutsman"

Cutman is the real name of a character from the Megaman series.

"There are Nintendo references in 3 of our songs: Cutsman, Pol’s Voice, Birdo--they serve as metaphors for something else that is important in Nathan’s life." - David Isen

Despite all these references the band as a whole hate being related with Nintendo paraphernalia, or being bombarded with questions in interviews about video games.

HORSE the band has toured America, Mexico, France, and recently the entire fucking world on there self-ran, self-booked tour.

Current line up:

Nathan Winneke – vocals

David Isen – guitar

Dashiell Arkenstone – bass guitar

Erik Engstrom – Synthesizer/LSDJ or the nanaloop(?)

On the earth tour there drummer was Jon Karel

Previous members:

Mike Benitez - bass guitar

Andy Stokes – bass guitar

Adam Crook – vocals

Eli Green – drums

Jason Karuza – drums

Alex Duddy - drums

Christopher Prophet - drums

albums:

R. Borlax

The Mechanical Hand

Pizza EP

A Natural Death

HORSE the band is extremely energetic and are always drunk, at least at shows. they almost always end with "cutsman", and due to popular belief, they fucking hate when that song is requested for various and obvious reasons.

HORSE the band is a very funny group of people, they often make great, and in depth/immature jokes on stage and in interviews.

i.e

"Alright, so I guess the best place to star…"

N: Fuck you! (Laughs) I'm sorry. No, I'm not really sorry, keep going.

"HORSE the band is five stellar gods running from a haunted future they can't possibly forget. Formed on the mean streets of Los Angeles in 2027 A.D. the members of H the B began to create their exotic sound to fight the past and recreate the future." - myspace.com/horsetheband
"I love horse the band"

"When does horse go on"

"HORSE the band is the best fucking band that ever walked this depressing planet, nothing else matters"

A "HORSE the band is like nintendo rock, right"

B "Shut the fuck up."
by jakedaxflame June 20, 2008
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banda

To banda katiki kukur mananku khoei debi (I ll cut off ur dick and feed it to dogs)
by DJTeddy August 31, 2007
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Pittsburg Marching Show Band

The best high school band in the world with the best and coolest band students in the world; and the drumline and trumpets are the bomb
Woah that Pittsburg Marching show band is the best high school band ever!
by GROD94 January 11, 2009
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band groupie

A kid that is not part of a high school band but goes to the pratices, competitions, and other events and is often more popular than half of the band. He or she is well known throughout the band and by the director and is often liked.
random band kid - "why is that kid at our competition? Who is he?"

Other more involved band kid - "oh thats a band groupie he always comes with us"
by kifgotback May 25, 2006
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bandanokalakaphobia

Fear of someone exiting my tv and stealing my food from my kitchen and eating it.
I can't watch American Idol anymore due to my bandanokalakaphobia with Simon Cowell--he totally took my Frosted Flakes last week.
by tjbud October 15, 2009
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Naked Brothers Band

A group from Britan who play freaking awesome Music!
Oh wait, that's the Beatles, Here NBB
Horrible Children with no talent. The sounds they make are similar to Dialga's Cry and a cat that has had each tooth ripped painfull from it's jaw
Stupid Girl: OMG! I went to the naked brothers band concert!! AHHH!!!!!
Girl: What, were you dragged their by Hitler?
by ComputerPerson1 August 18, 2009
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