jew bagel

bagel that has no insides because person ripped them out and threw them out only what is left is to be eaten.

sometimes lox is put in the empty space

hey stop eating your jew bagel who wants to have a bagel with no inside.i like my jew bagel better so shut up and i am not wasting bread by throwing the insides out.

by noah seigel September 20, 2005

Nigerian Bagel

When you take a shit, make it into a circle, fry it, and use the hole in the middle to spy on women in the clubhouse.

yo dude i just saw two fat chicks making out watching through my nigerian bagel...they never knew i was there

by jermonius August 26, 2011

Bagel

A common phrase used for a boy who likes to lick someones arse hole in an attempt to be everyones best friend!!! This is hence why a bagel looks like an arse hole!

'He is such a bagel that boy! I wish he'd stop licking my arse!!!'

by goon12393747 January 13, 2009

Bagel-fuls

A yummy but small bagel thats about 4in long and has cream cheese and its Yummmy

Have you tried these new bagel-fuls their only 200 calories

by KTM 3 August 4, 2008

red bagel

When you fuck a asshole until it bleeds and it is red around the ass checks

John gabe gaby a red bagel for brunch

by antidm May 8, 2016

buttery bagel

When one fucks a herniated belly button.

Yeah she totally wanted me to make a buttery bagel.

by Schmittyfish March 24, 2014

Bagel Beater

When your a fucking a girl and she is on the bottom. your balls beat her asshole , which looks like a bagel hence the bagel beater

how did your balls get so shitty?
I banged this chick and the bagel beaters were swinging

by trustyrock March 5, 2011