Breakfast Bear

a.k.a. Black Bear Diner, Breakfast Bear is prob THE most clutch spot to get your body the nourishment it needs after a long, hard night of drinking - or any type of partying for that matter - only as long as it's long and hard though (that's what she said).

John: Dude...I am sooooooo hungover. I can't even believe that I'm even awake right now.

Pete/ Dude: I know, right?! I actually think I'm still drunk.

Randy: (walks out scratching himself) Fuck! I just threw up a little bit. I'm doin, better now...hey Pete, why don't pack the pipe, dude!?

John: For real bro, shit! What's taking you so long?!

***smokes weed***

Randy: Hey dudes, you know would be so awesome right now?

Pete: BREAKFAST BEAR!!!!

John: Ya...BREAKFAST BEAR!

by weezy_beezy May 15, 2009

Indian Bear

an Indian bear is a very hairy bear like man who happens to be indian.

shane brassens is an Indian bear,
why?

look at his chest, you cant see any skin?! its all hair!!!

omg ur right!! hes an indian bear

by crasbox December 23, 2020

Bear train

When three large, Hairy, Gay men run a train on one another.

Did you see Ricky, He cant walk right from that Bear train last night.

by Devon T January 27, 2018

Cabin Bear

A word to describe ones type. A male who enjoys camping in the woods, with a curly medium legnth beard and "larger" body build.

omg Hayleighs type is so cabin bear

omg look at his flannel and long beard! He is such a cabin bear

by cabin bear March 31, 2020

Drowning Bear

A large hairy, man that perspires heavily.

I hate hugging drowning bears, they feel so warm and moist.

by Granpabear March 09, 2009

bear boner

A fat ass cock

That guy had a bear boner

by RetroGaming January 11, 2018

Cinnamon Bear

Large Ginger Man that likes to drink Fireball Whiskey.

Cinnamon Bear went from zero to hammered... only took half gallon of Fireball this time.

by Palv January 15, 2015