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don't even crack

Slang

Means "don't even get upset" in a strong way.
Don't even crack, fuck Bethany she's a piece of shit.
by Tingle Likes Rupees March 13, 2020
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Even the worm will turn

“Even the worm will turn" is an English language expression used to convey the message that even the meek, the most docile and submissive, will retaliate when pushed too far.
After years of mistreatment, Sully finally stood up for himself—proof that even the worm will turn.
by Shae.s February 1, 2025
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Evening Damage

An Evening Damage is a very large shit you have after you've had your tea (or dinner/supper depending where in the country you're from!). It is generally one that's hard to squeeze out, but when it does, it makes a very heavy plop as it enters the water.
FRED: I'm just off to the toilette to offload my evening damage.
JOEY: OK have a good one!

drop the kids off at the pool restock the lake with brown trout lay a cable build a log cabin
by boeing737229 February 15, 2018
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even according to players

Even according to players is a very old term from used in the 50's to describe any given team or single person the ability to win or lose when it comes to playing a game. It may also refer to a person in a group of friends who for whatever reason is unable to grasp the subject of the conversation. It was a polite way to say that someone was stupid.
The gang were all playing a game of cards when Billy walked up and asked who was winning. The gang replied that it was even according to players because "stupid Sam" was one of the players.
by SkipSpike666 October 24, 2017
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Evener

when something is more even then another thing
"16 is an even number"
"but 15 is evener"
by zombtch October 28, 2020
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Even

He be a nice guy. He could also be considered as a sacred bush!
Oh my god there’s the holy Even
by God_of_Bushes November 28, 2021
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