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Castlevania: The Adventure

The first Castlevania game for the Gameboy, and almost inarguably the worst game in the entire series. The music is pretty damn good, just like in any Castlevania game...and that's really the only good thing anyone has to say about it.
With a protagonist that moves slower than a sedated turtle and can't jump to save his life, a lack of subweapons which are present in all the other games, a lot of sections where you MUST get invincibility to avoid getting hit as soon as you spawn, a stage that becomes unwinnable if you take the wrong path, a weapon that downgrades when you get hit, a multitude of sections where it's impossible to NOT get hit without whip upgrades, insultingly easy boss fights (except for Dracula, whose second form is actually quite tough), and tricky parkour sections that are made almost impossible by the painfully slow movement of the protagonist, Castlevania: The Adventure is often considered one of the worst games for the Gameboy.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 13, 2022
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Adventure

A word every girl on dating apps use that they don’t actually do.

They also intentionally leave it as vague as possible because they don't really even know what it means. They just copy what other girls say.

It’s supposed to mean that their knight in shining armor book boyfriend (who’s also a high salary doctor) picks them up spontaneously and takes them to some random place that is magnificent and exciting.

But no one actually does this because this is the real world and life’s not fair.
Girl 1: I put in my dating profile that I want guys who will take me on an adventure. I left it really vague because I don’t really know what it means?

Girl 2: Well? Did he take you on an adventure?

Girl 1: Yes! Instead of Chipotle he took me to Taco Bell. It was so romantic :)
by Dr. Roboto September 24, 2023
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adventurize

going somewhere extravagant, not knowing where exactly yet but having a sort of "adventure" in mind.
Des: "I wanna go somewhere dope"
David: "We will tomorrow, well adventurize and figure it out as we go."
by summu December 27, 2018
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afanmMobile Adventures

bob called his friend afanmMobile Adventures
by anonymous September 9, 2020
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Adventure

Adventure is the word you use when your going to do something exciting, or maybe even hazardous. There are many types of adventure, like for example, you might be on an adventure to find yourself, or maybe your fighting a vampire.
Jojo is on a bizarre adventure!
by Imsadrn November 5, 2022
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adventure forward

adventure forward is a game.(it's a game no way)
#1: ay Wanna play adverb force ?????????
#2: do you mean adventure forward
by Ixolxanshine August 3, 2023
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Adventure Cramp

A pain in the abdomen caused by extreme sexual positioning.
I am sure she got an Adventure cramp after what I did to her last night.
by Ogden-Morrow February 26, 2021
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