suspended activity expert

One who excels at doing nothing while appearing busy to others. The expert can fool co-workers and bosses alike.

In her sales job, Beth is required to hit daily call goals in order to meet expectations and keep the monkeys off her back. By dialing mostly disconnected or fax numbers, Beth's sales director is completely fooled and regularly congratulates her on hitting or exceeding goal. Beth is seen as successful and often referenced as an example for "activity pays". Beth has mastered being a suspended activity expert at work.

by pseudo-ninja May 14, 2015

Paranormal IT activity

Information Technology under the influence of supernatural forces: when your computer acts up for no apparent reason. Some things just cannot be explained.

Damn! This computer is taking *FOREVER* to save this file and shut down! This must be some paranormal IT activity that can sense that I'm in a hurry to get out of the office.

by Friedcc December 19, 2012

Active on xyz

something that never occurs it is more rare that a levi that does not say the n word

"Hey you know that papi is active on xyz"

by rReverse July 1, 2019

Spousually Active

The period of time where a person is actively monogamous with their spouse.

Friend: Hey man are you going to hook up with Becky later.
Husband: I can't. I'm spousually active right now.

by Sharktopuss August 10, 2020

gumball activity

a gumball activity is when you rest your hand on your ass.

John: Hey dude what have you been up to today?
Sam: Resting my hand on my ass.
John: That's called a gumball activity!
Sam: Exactly!

by ihaveaidsYEAHHH1_1 August 23, 2022

Extracollegiate Activities

Any activities frowned upon by society that occur within the confines of a college campus or during enrollment with said college.
Usually illegal in nature, and leading to criminal charges.
Ex. Underage Drinking, random sex, killing a midget with a towel rack.

Kyle: Say, lets go get wasted and then kill a hooker!
Tom: Sure, I'd love some extracollegiate activities.

by kb182 March 5, 2010

lance corporal activities

The most vile, stupid, grotesque, violent, and or completely out of pocket activities known to man.

Fellow LCpl: This is no time for lance corporal activities, Johnson, get out of the female head!

by FlattenedPancake0809 May 30, 2024