A women/ man who is in love with a small 5'1 male named Maximus Ivcic; also loves to toot horns on the football field. Best friend includes the following, Jads, and thats pretty much it. Will do anything for her friends and is a beautiful and strong women who leaks. Period Pooh
by $wagmoneyyyyy October 22, 2019
An outgoing wonderful person who's full of life and can bring a smile to your face in any situation who smiles even when she's hurt who doesn't worry about her problems until she helps someone with there's.. Alyssa Van the true meaning of love happiness and friend
by Johnny4567 November 27, 2013
the excuse you give your mother that you’re sleeping over her house or hanging out with her when in reality you’re with your boyfriend getting that dick.
chick: hey mom!! i'm going to alyssa's tonight. she makes amazing brownies and oreo truffles. mmm, so excited!
mom: okay sweetie.
*arrives to boyfriend's house*
chick's mind: ahh, the alyssa alibi.
mom: okay sweetie.
*arrives to boyfriend's house*
chick's mind: ahh, the alyssa alibi.
by the cute hopeless romantic August 03, 2011
Wow my cousin Alyssa is such an Alyssa. Plus she looks like squidward when he ate all the krabby patties. I think he hair is red like a fag. Her aunt michelle can't go 5 steps out of the house before flipping fucking shit god fucking dammit why wont she go on any damn roadtrips fucking pussy I swear to fucking got grow a pair, stroke a dick and get out there. Stop being such a fucking tool that you make ron and fucking god dam kim be your stupid "protector" when me and alyssa crack funny fucking jokes because honeslty they were so fucking funny I swear to got you stuck up fucking pussies you make casbah look like a mother fucking lion,.
by akewi tp'q3w4ot;ilsfd;lesajfg June 10, 2018
The type of girl that is stanky fishy and smells like shit. She is the smelliest girl and never have taken a shower. She has yet to discover deodorant.
by Imdaddy69 January 20, 2020
a whores name. the type of slutty girl who goes for guys with girlfriends, flirts with everyone, and is always getting caught up. alyssa is gets confronted a lot but still doesn’t know her way through an arguement and continues to make ignorant comments and make herself look dumb. nobody likes alyssa
person one: “did you see alyssa grabbing that boys arm? she was alllll over him.”
person two: “his girlfriends crazy she better watch out.”
person two: “his girlfriends crazy she better watch out.”
by catlovinghippie April 10, 2020
dumbfuck would rather get the corona virus then spend 1 minute with her also loves furry porn and is a furry
what a alyssa
by Tigre touchant January 28, 2020