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Adam

Adam is a caring, loving, and all around adorable guy. He may seem like an asshole at first but trust me, he isn't that way. He is a handsome and smart guy who would never hurt anyone and he truly cares a lot about his family and would never let anyone talk bad about them.
Karen: "That Adam kinda cute"
Me: "BACK OFF KAREN HE'S MINE"
Karen: "NO!!"
Me: " KAREN SHUT UP AND GO TELL YOUR KID TO STOP LISTENING TO KIDZ BOP!"
by Dumbass idiot February 7, 2021
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adam

the one man to outweigh lizzo. He need 50 big macs just for a snack. he need 30 helicopters to just move a foot
and if god forbid moves himself he creates a 9.0 earthquake he can feel because of all the fat. He's so dumb that he brought a knife to school and showed it to a principal. and stole over 300 dollars from a teacher. he is a dumbass fatass piece of shit
have you seen adam "who cant see that fatass"
by alsdjflaksjdfklasd January 17, 2020
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Adam

Hes a guy who isnt very smart. They are always procrastinating all the time.
Dont be a Adam and do your work.
by yeye cool guy November 30, 2019
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adam

He is a big fat cunt
by Havox October 24, 2017
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Adam

Adam is a funny and crazy person who is often blonde and plays a musical instrument such as drums. He is has a strong sense of humour and isn't afraid to do things to damage his reputation. He's a gentleman with the ladies complementing them all the time about their magnificent features and because of his hissing snake ready to bite!
Guy1: Hey who that with all the ladies?
Guy2: That's Adam he's the king of the bosses he's absolutely crazy and he has had sex over a billion times this week !
by Nightraider101 August 9, 2017
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Adam

Literally the sexiest man in existence that fucks Ben very hard in a hot orgy. He also puts bro’s before hoes
by Cowmaster69 July 1, 2020
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Adam

Adam the gayist nigga ever that will get hit and just walks away like a little bitch and to top it all off he is a crack head
by 02cj April 25, 2017
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