Smooth Criminal

When you fart silently while making eye contact with somebody and don't get called out

Sarah never said anything even though we were locking eyes the entire time,that's the power of a smooth criminal

by Loverboy Steve May 22, 2025

Sade's Smooth Operator Is The Spartan Prayer.

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Person 343: Sade's Smooth Operator Is The Spartan Prayer.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025

gucci smooth

A state of relaxation or calmness. Primarily used by the Arabic Collective.

"That kush got me feeling Gucci Smooth."

"Hey buddy. You Gucci smooth?"

by 117 Red Door October 18, 2015

hairy smooth

A slap, first with the back of the hand (hairy) followed by a slap with the palm

You’ll get a hairy smooth if you don’t behave!

by Pig boy and the froot May 18, 2024

smooth minded

They say when you learn something new your brain gets a wrinkle in it. So this is another way of saying someone is dumb or of low intelligence.

Joe is going to get hurt doing that he is so smooth minded.
They are so smooth minded information doesn't stop when it gets to their ears it just goes in and slides off their brain and out the other side.

by YoungRebel00 October 25, 2024

Virgin smooth

It is term you use for a shaved/waxed vagina/male parts like before you hit puberty

Hey babe, are virgin smooth tonight?

by Lilmamachick August 17, 2018

As smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

That Letitia is wrong

You're as smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

by Davidwasnthere November 18, 2021