To tell one of your friends to try and do the hardest sit up. Place a towel over there eyes and hold it tight to the ground. While there struggling to get up have another person pull down there pants exposing there ass. The ass will be over the person doing the sit-up's face. Pull the towel away and the sit-up persons face should shoot up straight into the buthole of the person.
by Joey Anrom November 18, 2007
A phrase often heard in response to an outlandishly stupid statement. This plainly means, that someone has said somthing so stupid, or you are in such disagreement, that the person who has made the statement, must now leave the group discussion to suclude himself from the discussion.
Paul: "I think i might goto a poetry reading instead of watching football"
Eric: "GO SIT IN THE CAR!"
Eric: "GO SIT IN THE CAR!"
by Pigskin31 February 03, 2010
The act of accidentally shitting on a closed toilet, spewing warm poops all over your bum, the seat, and the bathroom.
by Whinny the Poop June 29, 2010
When someone is passed out on their back, drop your pants and crouch over them facing their feet with your ass about half a foot above their head. Punch them in their stomach so their head flies up into your ass crack
Yo bulbis is passed out, let's give him an olympic sit-up
by ThaOriginal January 26, 2005
Matty: Hey Joe, can you remember what happened last night?
Joe: Nah, I can't... must've had a sit-down shower.
Joe: Nah, I can't... must've had a sit-down shower.
by matthewj4x August 28, 2013
n. Named for the U.S. Army Rangers, an elite group of soldiers.
Commonly done as a military initiation joke, the subject is blindfolded, and two people hold his shoulders down. Another soldier (more commonly one who has been in the service for a while) stands with his pants down so that when the other two release the subject, his face plants right in the standing soldier's ass-crack.
Commonly done as a military initiation joke, the subject is blindfolded, and two people hold his shoulders down. Another soldier (more commonly one who has been in the service for a while) stands with his pants down so that when the other two release the subject, his face plants right in the standing soldier's ass-crack.
"Man, my buddies thought it would be cool to have me do Ranger Sit-ups. Even the sarge was in on it..."
"Alright, private. Time to try your luck at Ranger Sit-ups."
"Alright, private. Time to try your luck at Ranger Sit-ups."
by crissmichaels September 27, 2009
Phrase. If you say this to someone, it means, get the hell away from me OR shut up. In most cases, it means who gives a damn what you say?
Jill: Hey Bob! Will you go see a movie with me?
Bob: Go sit on a tack.
Jill: You don't have to be so rude.
Bob: Go sit on a tack.
Jill: You are such a dick!
Bob: Go sit on a fucking tack.
Bob: Go sit on a tack.
Jill: You don't have to be so rude.
Bob: Go sit on a tack.
Jill: You are such a dick!
Bob: Go sit on a fucking tack.
by dotnosedgirl January 31, 2011