E-Hump

To show dominance through the internet.

Kid on video game server: "Anybody else got a mic?"
Obnoxious guy: "Haha look at this little fag, go back to finger-painting!"
Cool Guy: "Shut up, stop E-Humping that kid!"
Everybody in the entire universe except for obnoxious guy: "HAHAHAHA YEAH OBNOXIOUS GUY, MORE LIKE OBNOXIOUS GAY HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!"

by Njlamp December 16, 2014

humping mirror

A mirror on the wall often beside your bed, where you can see yourself shack your girl

She has a humping mirror

by victorvigger March 24, 2016

Muffle Hump

When you are engaging in intercourse with a fat girl with a double wide, ran through camel toe. Muffle refers to the sounds made when attempting to eat her out and your face being eaten by her flappy flaps instead, hump because you’ll need extra humph to even reach over all that cottage cheese cunt grossness.

“Dude, did you fuck Grace? I can see her camel toe from here.”
“Yeah bro, I muffle humped that bitch all night.”

by poisoned poet February 23, 2022

Chicken hump

When a man loves another man so much, he lets him insert a hardboiled egg into his anus, and tap it until he clucks.

Tim told Richard that he wants to chicken hump on their wedding night.

by Whereismymind August 24, 2019

Cootie Humping

V. The act of two females grinding/bumping their vaginas together

My vagina is raw from all that cootie humping last night

by eatitup July 19, 2011

nipple humping

Thrusting your nipple into someone else. It can be dry or wet depending on if she is lactating. But don't let this fool you, men can nipple hump as well.

I'm going to put ice cubes on my nipples to get them really hard and I'm going to be nipple humping you so hard they might cut you.

by 7 foot short August 17, 2015

damp humping

When you are dry humping i.e.- attempting to have sex while fully clothed, however, your clothing is wet. Thus no longer making it 'dry' humping.

And all of a sudden, we fell onto the shower floor, water running, and still fully clothed. It was pretty much dry humping, but our clothes got wet. So, I guess we were damp humping.

by jruss--1 April 23, 2014